Walking the Dog

Garth-Broken-Leg-January2014

The good news: it was not my head that hit the sidewalk.

Only my pathetic, wrinkly leg. I’ll survive. Get over it. And my beautiful dog is fine, but perhaps perplexed at his master’s frailty.

So please go ahead and pick up the discussion in the comments on whatever turns you on.

And when I get back from the hospital, sometime later tonight, I’ll try to update you on the gory details.

And relax — those aren’t the real x-rays!

– Garth

(via his trusty webmaster)

WTD Update from Garth: This sucks, of course. Three bones pooched in my ankle and one in my leg. There’s a massive hard thing around my extremity that would do nicely as the main structural support for a condo development. Hurts all the time. More to come, too.

It’s Friday morning and I’m on the way back to the hospital to consult about surgery so a bunch of stuff from Home Depot can be inserted. That might happen this weekend.

In the emerg of a big-city hospital it takes about four minutes to stop feeling sorry for yourself and reflect on the fragility of human life. Waiting in the corridor with the other X-ray patients, for example, I noticed from the wristband of very distraught man next to me that he lived a street or two away. I tried to chat, but he was too upset. Once he was whisked through the doors his wife – elegant, immaculate and devastated – told me the pancreatic cancer they had celebrated to be in remission one week ago had returned with a vengeance.

“We just quit our jobs,” she said, “and bought a place down south to be together. Now they’re talking to me about DNR.” She cried, and I held her hand. “Never, ever waste a day,” she told me.

Last night a six-year-old boy came by paramedic with a piece of bowel protruding. A man with brain trauma had nine seizures. An elderly woman three feet from my cubicle died. The medical staff, astonishingly, found time for me.

Never waste a day.

508 comments ↓

#1 Brad on 01.16.14 at 10:11 pm

Damn! Nasty fracture get well

#2 ak47 on 01.16.14 at 10:12 pm

Número uno

#3 TnT on 01.16.14 at 10:12 pm

Best wishes on a speedy recovery

#4 From Victoria on 01.16.14 at 10:12 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

#5 John on 01.16.14 at 10:13 pm

Sorry to hear about your fall Garth. Are you sure You weren’t attacked by a foaming from mouth out of work angry realtor? In any case get well soon Garth

#6 PA on 01.16.14 at 10:13 pm

Quick recovery Garth!

#7 view on 01.16.14 at 10:13 pm

Garth!! Rest up and be safe. I need you!

#8 GUnit on 01.16.14 at 10:13 pm

Oh no! Hope you get better soon! Here’s to a speedy recovery.

#9 Chris on 01.16.14 at 10:14 pm

Oh no! Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Garth. I’m glad that it wasn’t your head that hit the sidewalk!

#10 daily reader on 01.16.14 at 10:14 pm

Glad you are ok Garth. I thought PTB shut you down.

#11 Pat on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Get better soon

#12 P-Gizzle on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Get well soon.

#13 John on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Oh my! Hope you didn’t traumatize the dog..

Take ‘er easy.

#14 recharts on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Sorry to hear the bad news! Get well!

Here are some good news

Stats for detached in 416&905 for homes >750K http://tinyurl.com/puu7ums Sales(▼) Med(–) Avg(▲) –> $$$homes skewed the stats.

#15 Teletran on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Get well soon.

#16 Cow Man on 01.16.14 at 10:15 pm

Sir Garth:
Was a black limo involved? Was a guy with a shaved head driving? It was only a matter of time until the hit was ordered. Our thoughts are with you. Hope there is no horse’s head in your bed when you get home.

#17 CalgaryGuy on 01.16.14 at 10:16 pm

Garth – very sorry to hear you are injured. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

#18 MarcFromOttawa on 01.16.14 at 10:16 pm

Get well soon!

#19 Izzo on 01.16.14 at 10:16 pm

Get well good Sir. You have a calling in this world and I am quite impressed that you would still post from the hospital.

Best of luck

#20 Jamie Czerwinski on 01.16.14 at 10:17 pm

You’re inhuman.

#21 Randy on 01.16.14 at 10:17 pm

Ouch…That’ll leave a mark….I don’t feel so good…Hang in there…

#22 mark on 01.16.14 at 10:17 pm

Realtor hit and run?

#23 Panhead on 01.16.14 at 10:18 pm

I thought you were better looking than that …

#24 geogar on 01.16.14 at 10:18 pm

Least your foot didn’t end up in your mouth… But for heavens sake I bid you get well quick ol man!!. … “Root Cause climate change”

#25 Dinglenuts on 01.16.14 at 10:18 pm

Brilliant!!!! Bones and metal…the current state of our economy. Hope you`re alright!!!

#26 Phil on 01.16.14 at 10:18 pm

I hope this is not a real photo:/

Get well Garth!

#27 Eyal de Lara on 01.16.14 at 10:19 pm

Get better soon!

#28 Paully on 01.16.14 at 10:19 pm

Sorry to hear that you fell. Get well soon!

The Posties all get something called “Icers” at Lee Valley. Supposed to be very helpful for walking on ice.

#29 Indigoblue on 01.16.14 at 10:19 pm

I don’t think that’s Garth’s X-ray. They don’t usually brand them by hospital. Also, if he’s going to be home tonight then those aren’t his compound fractures. Regardless, I wish you the best Garth.

#30 Erika on 01.16.14 at 10:19 pm

Get well soon

#31 Gordon on 01.16.14 at 10:20 pm

Get well soon

#32 Tripp on 01.16.14 at 10:20 pm

Garth, get well soon! Hopefully it does not sound egotistic but we need you!

#33 Sean Ferenci on 01.16.14 at 10:20 pm

Get well soon Garth.

#34 ILoveCharts on 01.16.14 at 10:20 pm

Get well soon!

#35 gladiator on 01.16.14 at 10:21 pm

Wow, Garth, you are right saying it’s good it wasn’t your head! I know a boomer who slipped on black ice, hit the back of his head and is now mostly a vegetable.
Consider yourself lucky and get well soon!

#36 Dee on 01.16.14 at 10:21 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Garth.

#37 Paul on 01.16.14 at 10:21 pm

Ouch hope you are going to be ok

#38 Tiggertoo on 01.16.14 at 10:21 pm

It’s not April 1st yet!

#39 Juan Refrito on 01.16.14 at 10:21 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery. If for no other reason than we need you.

#40 Don't Believe The Hype on 01.16.14 at 10:22 pm

Dude…! That looks nasty. Wishing you a speedy recovery. Admiring your dedication of blogging despite all that metal thingamajigs!

#41 Cyclist on 01.16.14 at 10:22 pm

Garth I am so sorry! Have had a few visits to the ER
myself. We can swap xrays.

Were you wearing your helmet?

All the best for a speedy recovery.

#42 Herb on 01.16.14 at 10:23 pm

Lord love a duck!

And no, Smoking Man, you can’t deputize for Garth!

#43 Bottoms_Up on 01.16.14 at 10:24 pm

What would you rather have? Broken leg or special assessment on your condo (in a shadier side of town) where owners have to cough up between 40k and 66k between now and 2017 (due to water damage):

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/business/Hugh+Adami+repair+estimate+leaves+owners+Ottawa+high+rise+condo+shock/9391434/story.html

#44 Infused with Opiates on 01.16.14 at 10:24 pm

I feel for you. Wait, I am infused with Opiates. I dont
feel much.

That means I have what you need.

Get well soon.

#45 Biff on 01.16.14 at 10:25 pm

This is terrible news. Take care, have a scotch, and get back on your feet soon. BH

#46 Linda Mulligan on 01.16.14 at 10:25 pm

Owie. Hope those aren’t the pins they intend to insert – get well soon.

#47 Terry on 01.16.14 at 10:26 pm

I guess you didn’t have a “soft landing”.

#48 Vince on 01.16.14 at 10:27 pm

Next we want a blog on Canadian healthcare!

#49 Alp on 01.16.14 at 10:27 pm

Jesus Garth! is bandit alright? (I know you’ll be tough guy, get well soon…)

#50 Sm_YYC on 01.16.14 at 10:28 pm

Thoughts and prayers go out for you Garth! Hoping you have a speedy recovery ahead.

#51 chopper on 01.16.14 at 10:28 pm

Get well soon Garth. I cannot live without reading this blog. Hope it is not that bad as the x rays show.

#52 Balance on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

Did Brad Lamb push you?

Please get well soon

#53 Rudy on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

Garth,
Although we have not met personally, I feel that we have a kindred spirit when it comes to (most) economic attitudes. I appreciate your efforts in sharing your financial knowledge with us and offering a medium for exchange of ideas. I am reaching out to wish you health, strength and a most speedy recovery. (While you’re in the hospital, perhaps your next blog can be an overview on the state of the Ontario health care system!)
Get well soon. Don’t worry about the bloggers….we’ll be fine you just take of yourself. Best wishes!!!!
Rudy

#54 Cow on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

best wishes. get well soon. thanks for all you do here.

#55 X on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

All the best for a speedy recovery Garth.

#56 John in Mtl on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

Careful of big magnets if that is your metal :)

Sorry to hear of your accident, glad you’re still alive. Wishing you a prosperous recovery, er.. prompt recovery, hehe.

John

#57 Forzudo on 01.16.14 at 10:29 pm

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

It speaks to the point that our most important asset is our health.

#58 monkey's uncle on 01.16.14 at 10:30 pm

Hang in there!

#59 Montrealer on 01.16.14 at 10:30 pm

Broke my femur and had a metal tube for a year… It sucks. The physio is the worse, you are frustrated about not being able to stretch a rubber band hehe.

Get well soon Garth!

Oh and the Montreal numbers are in… Not looking good! To the point that our funny finance minister is trying to tell F. to not do another mortgage tightening that affects Quebec.

#60 LJ on 01.16.14 at 10:31 pm

Best of luck Garth! Breaks are not fun.

Also, see my comment from yesterday.

#61 father on 01.16.14 at 10:31 pm

Hope your o.k. Garth

#62 Sebee on 01.16.14 at 10:32 pm

Are the Amazons OK after this session?

#63 CK from AB on 01.16.14 at 10:33 pm

Shit! Sorry Garth! We depend on you. Get better… soon isn’t fast enough!
– Love; your loyal legion

#64 BallsofSteel on 01.16.14 at 10:33 pm

Presumably icy Canadian sidewalks?
On the other side of the global coin it is 45o centigrade in a couple of southern Australian cities today.
Hope you make it back to your desk in time for the big melt (real estate meltdown).

#65 Mama Bear on 01.16.14 at 10:33 pm

Sending healing thoughts your way for a speedy recovery.

#66 Smoking Man on 01.16.14 at 10:33 pm

Damn, ask for extra strength oxy,wash it down with JD, you will have no pain.

And your writing, hell we would love to see you do a bit of fuzzy fiction. Take of the tie and have some fun

There is a Hunter s Thompson in you, I know it.

Get well.

#67 Ayn Rand Army on 01.16.14 at 10:33 pm

C’on Garth, jumping off of roofs into snowbanks is for kids!! (And best for all when wet snow has not refrozen into ice)

Ouch!

My sister just broker her wrist two weeks ago too. She was ice skating backwards and fell over a dumb kid who fell…… damn children!

Get well buddy.

#68 TheCatFoodLady on 01.16.14 at 10:34 pm

Gawd in heaven! That is a nasty, nasty break & I’m glad to see you were at a good hospital. You’ll have to, (much later) fill us in on exactly what was broken & what metal you’ve been left with to get CSA all excited.

Here’s some unsolicited advice from an old nurse. This is NOT the time to play the stupid, stoic male. At your decrepit age, your body is going to need time to heal, as well as proper attention. I trust if your doctors can’t thump some sense into you – Dorothy will. And I hope she’s okay – no one likes getting those calls from the hospital.

About looking after yourself. Lie down, leg elevated & STAY there. For a few days at least, you won’t feel much like doing anything else anyway. Let Dorothy, the Amazons & volunteers fetch & carry. You have been given strong pain pills. TAKE THE BLOODY THINGS! For the 1st 2-3 days, your body is going to be very, very unhappy with you & the sugery was a profound ‘insult’ to your body. Your entire leg will be swollen. That makes you hurt more.

Trying to tough out the pain is counterproductive – stay on top of it by taking your pain meds before the pain gets horrendous – they will take 45 minutes to kick in anyway. By taking them as soon as you get uncomfortable, each dose will be effective longer. Less pain means your body has more energy to start clearing out inflammation, dead cells from the area of break & surgical intervention. If you can do it without screaming, wiggle your toes when you think about it.

You may not be hungry for a bit – water, juice & other fluids are fine for a day or two. Your body will tell you when it wants to eat. Do NOT even think about working by phone until Monday. If your clients are as smart as you are, they’re liquid, balanced & diversified anyway; they shouldn’t need hand holding.

Your pain pills may constipate you. Have Dorothy pick you up a stool softener – Dulcolax taken once a day will prevent problems a few days down the road. If you’re cheap like me, generic Dulcolax, (Bisacodyl), works just as well.

Until you can move around, eat lightly & frequently, less gas & discomfort. Sleep may be a bitch for a few days due to pain, swelling & positioning issues. Expect to more of an irascible bear than usual. Ask Dorothy’s forgiveness in advance.

The pain & swelling will probably be at its worst late Saturday, should level off Sunday, then start improving.

I’m so sorry this happened to you & thanx for having your webmaster let us know.

Hang in there.

#69 Squatter on 01.16.14 at 10:35 pm

It sure is a sign of a RE hard landing in 2014!
I hope you get cute nurses!

#70 Marco Polo on 01.16.14 at 10:35 pm

I did see global news with a bucket of water last night.. an incident, not an accident. Takes some days off, ouch.

#71 SpeedWeasel on 01.16.14 at 10:35 pm

Oh, jeez. I did not even have to scroll past the picture to realize what had happened. But I instantly felt a pang of sadness. Do you realize what a devoted following you have? You, a curmudgeonly blogger, have a nation concerned for your well-being.

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I’m too young to be a curmudgeon – Garth

#72 mf on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Get lots of rest!

#73 Sam on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Get well soon Garth., praying for your speedy recovery.

#74 Dual Citizen in Canada on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Garth, this was not the type of crash we were all looking out for. I have a full bottle of Oxycodone that I don’t need. It’s yours! Rest, relax, your prophecy is being fulfilled.

#75 -=JWK=- on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Take the weekend off man. Go to some open houses. Wait. No.

So blog dogs – where do I put my $5500 TFSA contribution this year? Willing to take a flyer as to date my TFSA performance is nothing – book 25,500/ market 24,986. Clearly I’m not very good at this…

Give me ONE pick for this year!

#76 zee on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Get well soon.

#77 Andy from BC on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

Ouch! Speedy recovery Garth.

#78 not 1st on 01.16.14 at 10:37 pm

But the harley is ok right?

Are the nurses going to let you blog from the hospital bed?

Speedy recovery Garth.

#79 Smoking Nun on 01.16.14 at 10:39 pm

Saints preserve us!

Get well soon good man.

#80 KWkid on 01.16.14 at 10:40 pm

get better garth

#81 Peter C. on 01.16.14 at 10:40 pm

Vitamin D levels too low causing brittle bones.

#82 KG on 01.16.14 at 10:40 pm

The sidewalks were slippery this morning, saw a school boy fall on side of King road. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

#83 sheane wallace on 01.16.14 at 10:40 pm

Do you know how that would be fixed?

With one or few GOLDEN pins.

#84 Ontario's Left Coast on 01.16.14 at 10:41 pm

All the best for a quick recovery, Garth! Lots of lively banter on here every day,but we all know it’s our health that comes first. Take care.

#85 Cici on 01.16.14 at 10:41 pm

Darling Garth, this terrible…Get well soon.

The irony is that as I was setting in to my chair to read your blog I was reminiscing about how great it is to be able to read Greaterfool every night…definitely one of the greatest highlights of each and every day (except Saturday…when I ski or do something equally as fabulous to make up for the void).

I do hope they are taking great care of you at the hospital…In the future, we Amazons are going to have to get you a good pair of crampons :-)

#86 Dave Barone on 01.16.14 at 10:41 pm

I thought that you wrote the blog one day ahead of time? Get better!

#87 TurnerNation on 01.16.14 at 10:43 pm

That’s some metal!

Hopefully Dot and ‘dit will dote.

#88 bricklayer on 01.16.14 at 10:44 pm

crappy, but good thing you didn’t loose your humor. good thing my wife is out there chipping the ice off the sidewalk, cheers to her.

Garth, keep up the good work. I usually never leave a reply, but since you complain on occasion, let’s all pitch in and make you feel better.

any bets of when Calgary’s market will correct? on my way to work I see about one new infill going up per week, craaaaazy.

#89 Julia on 01.16.14 at 10:45 pm

Oh damn! That sucks, Garth. Just goes to show how quickly any bubble can burst. I’m with smoking man this time, take some serious pain meds and write us a smoking manesque blog. Get well soon!

#90 VICTORIA TEA PARTY on 01.16.14 at 10:45 pm

GET BETTER SOON

St. Garth of Nuts ‘n’ Bolts;

however you got injured, and now apparently fixed up, I don’t know.

At least you can still pound the good ol’ keyboard and think straight.

That’s the main thing.

I am hoping that you might pen a few lines on singer Neil Young’s self-appointed jihad on Canada’s oil patch, specificially the oil sands, which he describes as looking like post-Hiroshima.

For shame.

The project is huge, about the size of Switzerland. Some of it looks awful but a lot of it looks good through land reclamation. Research is ongoing to try and mitigate various other environmental issues. We don’t know of their eventual total success or failure. But negligence doesn’t seem to be part of this picture.
The Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers is now fighting back. Good!

Oil sands is the economic lungs of Canada until some ageing boomer hippies can figure out how to duplicate such similar income generation by flogging boxes of camomile friggin’ tea! Meantime, even those pathetic wastrells drive their cars and turn up the heat, don’t they?

I don’t like it when Canadians, who should know better upon which side of the slice of their bread to find that smear of butter, illogically join in such criticism. Stupid.

BIGGER ISSUE COMING UP

Apart from that, something else is brewing out there in the world-wide oil/natty gas patch, a surplus of the stuff due to various geopolitical trends and possible trends in the Middle East, and elsewhere, that could really wreck our economic futures here.

Lower world energy prices is what Canada’s hydrocarbon energy industry is facing.

BUT…

when you talk lower commodities prices, the cure is: lower prices!

Why? Because lower prices eventually shut down production, creating scarcity after inventories have depleted, after which prices ramp and production increases; seen this before (1999 and 2009, etc.).

But THIS TIME COULD BE DIFFERENT. Or not.

So we must remain vigilant to not bite the hand that feeds us, regardless of what you all may think about oil and natural gas.

Without those resources you’d be a pretty sorry looking bunch of sods. BTW, what would you wear to the gym?

#91 Cash is King on 01.16.14 at 10:49 pm

The dog?!? It is usually the cat that intertwines with the humans legs creating the fall.

Why when seing the x-rays did I remember the commercial…”I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

Good time to write a book to keep the mind busy as the body heals.

Godspeed

#92 Big Sexy on 01.16.14 at 10:50 pm

Oh yeah, get well soon Garth!

#93 Ryan Roy on 01.16.14 at 10:50 pm

Looks like radial/ ulna and spiral tibia fracture. Not sure about the other one. Did garth get rolled by a gang of realtors?

#94 PPSEZ on 01.16.14 at 10:50 pm

That’s exactly how RE going to fall

You will recover soon but_

#95 Quest on 01.16.14 at 10:51 pm

Get well soon and take care. Looking forward for new posting from you.

#96 Ouch on 01.16.14 at 10:51 pm

Arm and leg?

#97 Number 9 on 01.16.14 at 10:52 pm

Now aren’t you sorry for laughing at all those “I’ve Fallen, and can’t get up” commercials ?

All the best for a speedy recovery.

#98 Country Girl on 01.16.14 at 10:52 pm

Sorry to hear about your injury. Best wishes for a strong and complete recovery. It won’t be easy but we’ll survive without your insights and humour for a few more hours. Thanks for letting us know.
BTW, worst pic ever.

#99 Kurt on 01.16.14 at 10:54 pm

Top x-ray: right arm, radius and ulna, one carpal and maybe the thumb.
Middle x-ray: hard to tell, looks like tibia, fibula and talus – and enough hardware to open a Home Depot. It looks like the end plates were ripped off the bone.
Bottom x-ray: tibia, different leg from the middle x-ray.

I don’t think these are Garth’s. To my untrained but curious eye, they actually look pediatric (no nasty comments about Garth’s maturity, please.) If they are Garth’s, it’s the morphine talking – he won’t be getting back to us any time soon.

#100 dlog revlis on 01.16.14 at 10:55 pm

It snapped like the economic armageddon that is set to take place upon us all soon.

SNAP!!

#101 baddog on 01.16.14 at 10:55 pm

Oh no I am sorry to see this. Speedy recovery Garth.

#102 Smoking Man on 01.16.14 at 10:55 pm

Come on garth now is your chance, load up on the pain pills, drink obsessively, make up a fake name, don’t worry about spelling, and go to town.

No one around with a delete button.

In the morning, with drums going off in your head, you will be a bit frightened to venture to the comments section of the greater fool knowing you may have crossed the line.

You will avoid the site, cause you have cage fleeting memories of what you wrote.

But as your hang over dispenses make room for an other altered state you will have the courage to come here.

Ah, thank god he deleted that.

Get well dude, I has like a crake addidict without my fix when you never posted.

#103 Shawn on 01.16.14 at 10:55 pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night (nor broken bones) shall stay this Blog…

Those X-rays look very scary, hope the second one is not Garth’s.

Impressive in several ways… My sympathies…

#104 Dave on 01.16.14 at 10:56 pm

Best wishes for a speedy recovery Garth!

#105 Ted Noakes on 01.16.14 at 10:56 pm

Get better soon Garth.

#106 eaglebay - Victoria - Parksville on 01.16.14 at 10:56 pm

Oh Garth, you’ll get over it.
We need your vision and down to earth common sense.
Wish you the best.

#107 Kurt on 01.16.14 at 10:59 pm

Ack! The first x-ray isn’t human! It’s a dog!

#108 not 1st on 01.16.14 at 10:59 pm

Are you sure this wasn’t a covert attack by CREA?

#109 [email protected] on 01.16.14 at 11:00 pm

Get well soon Garth, there is a group of people who need you.

Quick recovery!!

#110 Dm in c. on 01.16.14 at 11:00 pm

Heal fast and strong, Garth. Might be a good chance to break out a guest blogger or two. No one begrudges you a break (ha, see what I did there).

Take care and don’t hurry back.

#111 Whinepegger on 01.16.14 at 11:01 pm

Speedy recovery to you. There are easier ways to access drugs. Just ask Rob!

On the bright side, I bought XHC today! You’re feeding my investment plan!

#112 will on 01.16.14 at 11:01 pm

Jesus Christ Garth! Maybe you need to slow down! It’s icy out there! We don’t want to see you having to use one of those irritating walkers before your time!

Take ‘er easy man. Don’t worry about us. We’re not going anywhere. (There’s nowhere else to go).

-w

#113 Scully on 01.16.14 at 11:02 pm

Sending some amazons to Sunnybrook to give you a sponge bath ;o) Get well soon!

#114 Tremblant110 on 01.16.14 at 11:03 pm

Hope you are ok. I note you say these are not your x-rays. One is a failure of hardware(old fractured ankle ) and the other is a kid (fractured tibia) . The wrist could be yours but hope not. Let us know how the system responded. All the best and get well soon.

#115 Smoking Man on 01.16.14 at 11:03 pm

To all you peeping Toms, who come here for the porn, the comments section and never post.

Today would be a good day, to grow some and leave a stain.

#116 Village Whisperer on 01.16.14 at 11:03 pm

Hope you’re feeling better.

(and WTF?, you think you get half a day off?… we get a refund on our subscription, right?)

#117 Snowboid on 01.16.14 at 11:04 pm

Best wishes for a complete recovery, speedy if that is even possible at our ‘age’!

But I did warn you about running the Hawg without chains – or was that the warning I gave the Angels in Kelowna?

#118 guy_in_regina on 01.16.14 at 11:06 pm

Well, you aren’t one for soft landings, Garth.

:)

#119 Chris L. on 01.16.14 at 11:07 pm

Don’t worry Garth, I didn’t wish this on you.

Get well.

#120 Ben on 01.16.14 at 11:08 pm

I heard he dropped a gold bar on his foot!

Seriously, get well soon.

#121 Roxy on 01.16.14 at 11:09 pm

Yikes! Get well soon Garth. I’ve also been slipping all over this darn ice :(

#122 P on 01.16.14 at 11:09 pm

Damn ice! Sorry to hear about your fall, Garth. Be well soon.

http://www.cbc.ca/archives/categories/sports/hockey/top-10-nhl-playoff-moments/1964-brawny-baun-goes-for-broke.html

#123 Bob Rice on 01.16.14 at 11:10 pm

RIP, Garth.

#124 Junkieman on 01.16.14 at 11:11 pm

Speedy recovery Mr. Turner

#125 Dean on 01.16.14 at 11:14 pm

get well soon! 早日康复!

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谢谢 – Garth

#126 Rob on 01.16.14 at 11:14 pm

Crap! A bummer day – for both of us, it seems. While you were playing at Sunnybrook getting your leg looked at I was over at North York emerg visiting my doc buddies, enjoying another kidney stone attack. And so it goes, eh?

#127 Obvious Truth on 01.16.14 at 11:16 pm

Cat Food Lady. You are truly wonderful.

Truly hope you recover fully and quickly Garth.

Take good care.

#128 Sean on 01.16.14 at 11:17 pm

Were you jumped by Stevie H.. or F and the wee pekerettes? Take care, fella, and do post about your healthcare experience.

#129 EvilMagpie on 01.16.14 at 11:19 pm

Ow. Get well soon! And don’t skimp on the physio afterwards, even if your insurance doesn’t want to pay for it anymore.

#130 Keeping the Faith on 01.16.14 at 11:21 pm

Get well soon Mr. Turner.
All the Best in a speedy recovery!

#131 Retired Boomer - WI on 01.16.14 at 11:21 pm

Dam, Garth…. glad that is NOT the “real” X-ray you would be a very hurting unit. Any spill is problematic, but when you break something, be it your head, or leg, or hand you will be in pain and with limited mobilities for awhile.

Perfect time for reflection on the state of the issues!

We all wish you a quick, and problem-free recovery.

In the interim, we all look forward to being vitally informed of the details of this most unfortunate turn of events, or leg.

See, getting older sneaks up to bite us all, and remind us of our human vulnerabilities and ultimate terminal frailties.

#132 Chickenlittle on 01.16.14 at 11:21 pm

Oh wow!! So that’s what it takes to get you a night off…or did the Cialis kick in?!?

Get better!!

I think this is the first time I haven’t seen one deleted comment.

#133 Steve Mate on 01.16.14 at 11:22 pm

Hopefully it’s not the leg you need to change gears on the Harley! Take Care.

#134 West Vanner on 01.16.14 at 11:23 pm

Hope your dog is not called Grace, what do you think of our health care system?

#135 RayofLight on 01.16.14 at 11:24 pm

Best Wishes Garth
I would say something to wish you good luck ….
” Break a Leg”
but that may be redundant..

Get Well Soon

#136 Basil Fawlty on 01.16.14 at 11:28 pm

Take it easy Garth.

Basil the Dink

#137 Bitr on 01.16.14 at 11:28 pm

Get well soon, Garth!

Something to read on your fav subject:
Canada housing: On short notice
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5999161a-7ea1-11e3-8642-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2qcbZXHug

#138 drydock on 01.16.14 at 11:30 pm

If that x-ray is yours then you had better take it easy for a bit because your in for an ordeal.
The catfoodlady has it right, get well soon.

#139 Virtual Ted on 01.16.14 at 11:33 pm

Is that an X-ray of your middle leg? The one you type with? No? well, get off your dam hiney and give me my dam daily report!!!! I don’t pay all this money for gimpy dog walkers.

hahaha…seriously, hope you are well looked after and heal quickly….athough I am looking forward to your next few dilaudid laced prose.

Cheers

#140 TurnerNation on 01.16.14 at 11:34 pm

I suspected a cowboy boot related mishap.

#141 Joseph R. on 01.16.14 at 11:34 pm

Quite the fall, Garth! Glad to hear your head is still intact. Get yourself a nice cast and get your Amazons to sign it.

Chick dig casts and scars!

#142 Linda Pearson on 01.16.14 at 11:34 pm

Since they say that laughter is the best medicin, may the following be the first of very many jokes and stories you will receive in aide of a swift and complete recovery…

SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE
STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A
YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A
BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED,
“HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO, I NEVER DID
DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, “WELL, YOU OLD
BAG, YOU’RE GONNA DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR — NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF STARTED
HOPPING AROUND.

EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL
LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED
SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD
STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY
SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE
GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE
QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE’S ASS?”

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, “NO MA’AM… BUT… I’VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.”

THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 – Never be arrogant.

2 – Don’t waste ammunition.

3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.

4 – Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid…

I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T YOU?

#143 Mike in Moncton on 01.16.14 at 11:35 pm

Relieved the pooch is ok………. heal fast, you’ll be fine!

#144 Smoking Man on 01.16.14 at 11:35 pm

This reminds me of Xmas, one day of the year forced to play nice.

Torchurous

Look at how many people love you Gartho.

Not one single chirp.

I believe the cast of characters of the this truly pathetic blog have something special about them.

#145 Jon B on 01.16.14 at 11:35 pm

Is this a good time to have a conversation about who’s going to lead the greater fool blog and it’s cult following during prolonged periods of hospitalization? I bet Brad Lamb has free time in his evenings.

==================

You’ll have to pry my dead clammy fingers off this keyboard before anyone else gets the passwords – Garth

#146 Ryan on 01.16.14 at 11:38 pm

Get well Gartho!
All that money you’ve saved from renting and all that money you’ve made from your portfolio, put that towards the best physiotherapy money can buy. You only get one body Garth.

#147 Stoopid Idiot on 01.16.14 at 11:41 pm

May your recovery be quicker than say…. The U.S. Economy

#148 Half Full on 01.16.14 at 11:41 pm

Uh oh! Sorry to hear you’ve had a fall! Get well soon, Garth!

#149 Stoopid Idiot on 01.16.14 at 11:42 pm

Try this one Grath…

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg

#150 A reader on 01.16.14 at 11:44 pm

Sorry about the fall, get well soon

#151 Musty Basement Dweller on 01.16.14 at 11:44 pm

Wow we will need to do an incident investigation on this one Garth. Hope it’s not too too painful get well soon!!

#152 yann on 01.16.14 at 11:45 pm

:(

First time commenting, but a loyal reader. Thank you for the advice, your writing is not only knowledgeable but witty and a pleasure to read.

Get well, Garth. Hope you are back in tip-top shape very soon.

#153 Min in Mission on 01.16.14 at 11:46 pm

How the heck did this fall happen?
Aren’t the Amazons there specifically to prevent this sort of thing?

#154 White van man on 01.16.14 at 11:46 pm

You’re agility saved you from the falling piano!

Best wishes and get well soon.

#155 udar on 01.16.14 at 11:46 pm

Get well soon Mr. Turner!

Long time addicted reader, first time poster.

#156 MagnumMtl on 01.16.14 at 11:47 pm

better now than during riding season.

#157 Baa on 01.16.14 at 11:47 pm

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

#158 Spiltbongwater on 01.16.14 at 11:50 pm

Hope we can still have the blog 6 days per week.

Oh and get well soon Garth.

#159 Coho on 01.16.14 at 11:51 pm

It could have been a lot worse. I’m glad it wasn’t.

Happy healing, Garth.

#160 stage1dave on 01.16.14 at 11:52 pm

Best wishes for a speedy & as painless a recovery as possible, Mr. Turner!

I can say from previous experience that Seagram’s VO has some astonishing curative abilities…at least, it made me think so…

#161 Nemesis on 01.16.14 at 11:53 pm

Yikes! Some people would do anything to curtail Nemesis’ ‘sabbatical’, AuldPol.

After reviewing your chart I am inclined to concur with Nurse CatFoodLady and Dr. Kurt.

Accordingly, I have instructed Sunnybrook to extend your stay.

Just one thing… Beware of nurses on the NightShift.

For a complete explanation google the conception scene in, “The World According to Garp”.

See also, “Catch 22” – the hospital scene.

If you will please excuse me now, I must resume fomenting insurrection and political reform in the third world.

#162 sexy dex on 01.16.14 at 11:56 pm

help I have fallen and I can’t get up!! take note wrinkley boomers.get well soon GT

#163 Sooz on 01.16.14 at 11:58 pm

I hope you feel better soon Garth!

#164 Sooz on 01.16.14 at 11:58 pm

Feel better soon Garth!

#165 Mike on 01.16.14 at 11:58 pm

Get better Garth! Who else is going to keep the real estate cartel in check?

#166 Smoking Man on 01.17.14 at 12:00 am

It’s 10:58, 159 posts and lots of first time posters, Garth can you imagine if you got hit by a bus.

Damn………

#167 valleyrenter on 01.17.14 at 12:03 am

That sucks, get better, all the best. Single malt takes the pain away.

#168 Jackie Park on 01.17.14 at 12:03 am

Please take care and get well soon.

#169 hello anon on 01.17.14 at 12:04 am

Get well soon!

#170 blase on 01.17.14 at 12:05 am

Get well soon Garth. You are a true badass.

#171 blase on 01.17.14 at 12:05 am

Get well soon Garth!

#172 Notta Sheeple on 01.17.14 at 12:06 am

A little early for the Hawg, isn’t it?

Tried a winter ride myself in my youth a few years ago, with the same result. Copious amounts of alcohol probably didn’t help, other than reduce the pain. Smoking Man would’ve been proud.

Get well. As Jack Nicholson one said, “We live, to die another day.”

#173 Fortune500 on 01.17.14 at 12:07 am

Ouch. Get well soon Garth. I can’t imagine what the blog dawgs would do if you were down-and-out for a significant period of time. I am already going into withdrawal …

#174 Cool teacher on 01.17.14 at 12:07 am

Praying for your speedy recovery, Mr. Turner!

#175 Sgip on 01.17.14 at 12:08 am

It was either Harper or Jim or some treb guy must have snuck up behind yees

#176 jan on 01.17.14 at 12:08 am

I told you not to make fun of the elderly many times now.
Anyway, |I am assuming that since you’re getting out of the hospital tonight that it ain’t that bad.

Take good care bushy one. :)

#177 torontorocks on 01.17.14 at 12:11 am

get well soon Garth, thank God you’re still able to function…somewhat. maybe that bump will help you realize that the housing market in Toronto is, indeed, different…on par with London, Paris and NYC.

#178 saskatoon on 01.17.14 at 12:12 am

feel better soon, garth.

#179 lopez on 01.17.14 at 12:13 am

Get well Garth!

#180 Andrew Leong on 01.17.14 at 12:13 am

Get well soon Garth! We look forward to your words of wisdom every day.

#181 Cara on 01.17.14 at 12:13 am

Get well soon!

We need you back.

#182 Entrepreneur on 01.17.14 at 12:14 am

Heard the white pith inside of an orange is suppose to heal bones…can’t hurt to try…a form of protection, maybe. Get well soon!

A small business has to protect themselves, also. Have your assets (house, car, etc.) in a different name away from your business in case it goes under. Big wigs do this all the time. Consult a lawyer and/or chartered accountant for protection before business falls.

Also, with all the big box stores with lower prices But with lousy service, only give a customer about 15 minutes of your expertise and no more unless they cough up the money. Make an excuse to move on as after 15 minutes the customer is using you for info; don’t give the big box stores your customers.

I think Parksville’s mayor is the only one on Vancouver Island that recognize Small Business; the other mayors only give lip service…they don’t really comprehend the concept.

Speedy Recovery, Garth!

#183 Tri State Pat on 01.17.14 at 12:15 am

Garth,

Get well soon.
Take a break for a while.

#184 NoName on 01.17.14 at 12:22 am

Get well Mr. Turner.

Custom Casts Let You Pimp Your Broken Bones.
http://www.wired.com/design/2012/10/castoo-broken-bones-casts/

#185 Sally Roth on 01.17.14 at 12:26 am

Ouch! Been there, done that. Take your pain meds.
Hope you will be blogging again soon. Glad the pup wasn’t hurt. (Got to get your priorities right!)

#186 SJ on 01.17.14 at 12:26 am

Get well soon !!!

#187 Smoking Man on 01.17.14 at 12:27 am

My agents at the bottom line, and provda are saying Brad lamb is thinking of posting a get well garth post.

#188 Happy Renting on 01.17.14 at 12:30 am

Was that actual permission to re-open the vaccine debate in the comments section? J/k! Sorry it happened to you, Garth, hope the docs gave you some fun meds and you heal up quickly.

#189 "Callgirl" on 01.17.14 at 12:30 am

Ah, it’s true.. I don’t like when things get nasty on here. I already get yelled at all day. Tonight does seem like our better sides are coming out again..
Wouldn’t miss the chance to say hope you’re feeling better soon, and we all really do appreciate you!

I attempted a Garth moment! I encouraged a young guy to file his many years of overdue taxes (refunds owing) instead of letting the money sit with the CRA. I even went so far as to suggest the beauty of the TFSA–I was learning, I was helping! I was making a difference!!!!
His reply??
“You sound like my mother” then took over 50k which he said was for “another house”

Hope you laughed :)

Rest up!

#190 DW on 01.17.14 at 12:30 am

Garth, your the best!

Get well soon . I took a fall yesterday too. Roll on spring!

#191 DocInWaitingRoom on 01.17.14 at 12:31 am

Looks like 2 legs and forearm hope u didnt break the other arm too get well soon!

#192 O=E+R on 01.17.14 at 12:32 am

Wishing you a speedy recovery Mr Turner!

#193 I know that I know nothing on 01.17.14 at 12:34 am

Ouch. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

#194 Chaddywack on 01.17.14 at 12:36 am

Best wishes for a fast recovery! Glad you (or your proxy) are well enough to write :)

#195 South Showa on 01.17.14 at 12:38 am

Weather’s good in Lunenburg; fine place for recovery right about now. Feed or two of lobstahs and you’ll be A-OK.

#196 Happy Renting on 01.17.14 at 12:40 am

#68 Cat Food Lady
I hope nurses get paid enough they don’t need to worry about the cost of cat food in their retirement! They certainly do a lot of heavy lifting in our healthcare system.

Bless your heart for the detailed recuperation advice to Garth. On the bright side, Bandit probably loves the stationary target for unlimited behind-the-ear scratches and begging for table scraps.

#197 mythbuster on 01.17.14 at 12:41 am

Wishing you a complete, timely recovery.

#198 cmj on 01.17.14 at 12:44 am

Get back on your feet soon, Garth. It isn’t the same without your insights and humor

#199 SF on 01.17.14 at 12:49 am

I read your blog almost daily. Thank you!

I am sorry that you are hurt. Get well soon!

#200 udar on 01.17.14 at 12:49 am

Tried to sleep. Had a nightmare….

Breaking news on CBC!
Hundreds of cars circle the Sunnybrook hospital blowing the horns, waiving the Remax flag….

I woke up alert. Do you need us, the blog dogs? Just say the word …

And not a word from blog dog Carney or the peckerettes.

#201 serotones on 01.17.14 at 12:51 am

I’ve already got Gartho-withdrawal…

#202 Fzzzz on 01.17.14 at 12:53 am

Some realtor try to push you in front of a bus?

Best wishes and a speedy recovery. You’ll be fine by motorcycle season and if not consider a trike or hack combo.

#203 Mike Leblond on 01.17.14 at 12:53 am

Espero que te mejores pronto Garth!

#204 takla on 01.17.14 at 12:56 am

No need to B.S us garth,eventually all us older,greying living in the past HD bikers have a mishap on our rides,minus temps and snow….don’t you think you should have waited a few months to take the hog out??

#205 dave on 01.17.14 at 12:57 am

Garth, get well soon…and be nice to your health care team!!

#206 Andrew Woburn on 01.17.14 at 1:02 am

Get well soon, Garth. Maybe you think you know what happened but elves are pretty good at voodoo. Maybe its time to go down to Louisiana and find a Mojo Hand.

#207 Observer on 01.17.14 at 1:02 am

“Ouch!”

#208 Bob Kerman on 01.17.14 at 1:03 am

Was the x-rays comment an update? Because I swear it wasn’t there a few hours ago.

Garth, you could have at least blamed some of your behavior on the Demerol you were munching on.

#209 Jason Walker on 01.17.14 at 1:05 am

“I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m going to fall down”

Get better soon!

#210 west coast on 01.17.14 at 1:08 am

Garth …..so sorry to hear about your accident….get well soon. Here’s something to scroll through while you are recuperating…
http://vancouverflippersintrouble.wordpress.com/

#211 tvh on 01.17.14 at 1:09 am

Wishing you a speedy recovery!

I slipped on the ice just two days ago it’s amazing how fast it happens and you’re lying on the ground in front of strangers.
Bam and your on you a$$. Kind of like how I feel the housing market should be.

#212 Frustrated Kiwi on 01.17.14 at 1:12 am

Sympathy from down under. Hopefully these hundreds of comments, which show how much we appreciate you, will bring a small smile.

#213 Red Deer Rob on 01.17.14 at 1:16 am

First time poster.

Sad to hear you’re injured! Get well.

#214 GLK on 01.17.14 at 1:18 am

Have a speedy recovery garth?
Does F has an alibi? What about H?
And you Smoking Man where were you between 5 and 7 pm on May 16 2014?

#215 Kilby on 01.17.14 at 1:22 am

#22 mark on 01.16.14 at 10:17 pm
Realtor hit and run?
___________________________________________

Official car from the Department of Finance and long term mortgages?

Garth has been supporting good realtors as of late, I don’t think they would put a hit out on him…CREA head office maybe…….

Get well soon…

#216 Big English on 01.17.14 at 1:22 am

Do take care and a speedy recovery

#217 Joe on 01.17.14 at 1:25 am

The realtors are going to say you don’t have a leg to stand on.

#218 Bornandraised on 01.17.14 at 1:27 am

First time writing , but I want to send out my wishes for a speedy recovery . Read you every day . Keep up the good work

#219 Dan on 01.17.14 at 1:30 am

Get well soon Garth!

#220 T.O. Bubble Boy on 01.17.14 at 1:31 am

Get well soon!

Can’t wait for the drugged-up Garth (on pain killers, not Rob Ford-style) to write a few posts.

#221 Yitzhak Rabin on 01.17.14 at 1:31 am

WOW

#222 Shack on 01.17.14 at 1:32 am

Rest up and get well soon.

#223 Freedom First on 01.17.14 at 1:34 am

I did the same thing once Garth. Only I did hit my head on the sidewalk. Doctor did an MRI, as I had a concussion, but after looking at my MRI the Dr. said no worries, we looked inside your head but we couldn’t see anything. True story.

Just read you post Garth. Felt really bad for you. Heal well! I am glad you have Dorothy, the Amazons, and Bandit to look after you. Thank you Garth, just because…….

#224 AA on 01.17.14 at 1:36 am

Tripped over a realtors for sale sign?…the one that the dog just pissed on?

#225 Basement dwellers of Vancouver on 01.17.14 at 1:43 am

Hope your typing hands are still ok.Wishing you a speedy recovery from the moldy infested West Coast…

#226 Paul on 01.17.14 at 1:44 am

All of the sudden i feel like buying a house…or a condo.

Hopefully you’re back to yourself before i do something silly

Get well grandpa

#227 Rose on 01.17.14 at 1:44 am

Get better soon! We need our Guru in top form as we enter these troubled times

#228 Jordy on 01.17.14 at 1:51 am

Bummer dude, who is going to walk the dog now? Just got back walking my dog, she always bounds over and jumps on me when I fall.
Drink lots of scotch and take it easy Garth.

#229 Vamanos Pest on 01.17.14 at 1:52 am

Sorry for your troubles Garth. Get well soon.

#230 Suede on 01.17.14 at 1:54 am

Garth! Dammit man, pull yourself together and get better. The downtrodden, pathetic excuse for human beings that troll this comment section and blog need their fix – including me

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

I hope it wasn’t a pissed off realtor that was responsible for your malaise.

#231 GsAmazon on 01.17.14 at 1:54 am

[(Scotch + Ice) + Dog]*Ice – Agility = oops!

Speedy recovery, Uncle Garth.

#232 Vamanos Pest on 01.17.14 at 1:57 am

…and I expect a comparative discussion on a variety of prescription painkillers as your first post once you’re better….and a psychedelic poem.

#233 prairie person on 01.17.14 at 1:59 am

Follow doctor’s orders. They know what they are talking about. Heal well.

#234 A Believer on 01.17.14 at 2:05 am

When I heard you were hurt I felt a sharp pang of loss and panic. I felt badly that it was a selfish reaction… what ever would I do without your nightly humor and wisdom? So glad it wasn’t too serious! Please take care, we need you and I hope you feel better soon.

#235 astronaft on 01.17.14 at 2:11 am

Thank you for the work you have been doing!
Get well soon.

#236 LongSaultGirl on 01.17.14 at 2:15 am

In echoing many of the sentiments already expressed here tonight Garth, I wish you clear skies ahead as you embark upon your own personal ‘road to recovery’ in the days ahead… please do take good care of you… in the grand scheme of things, it’s all that really matters : )

Kathy

#237 Mousey on 01.17.14 at 2:15 am

Yikes,
One minute your out walking the dog, the next minute you are getting advice on stool softeners. Having said that, the Cat Food Lady is probably right…I know…just wait until they bring out the Metamucil or whatever that horrid powdery stuff is called and the cleaning lady tells you to get a colon flush when you are back on your feet. Get with the healing already and where exactly was your dog when all this went down?

#238 Corduroy cowboy on 01.17.14 at 2:17 am

Help, I’ve fallen and can’t reach my beer.

#239 Waiting on 01.17.14 at 2:18 am

I’d offer advice, but catfoodlady has covered all the bases. You have a lot of loyal followers. Speedy recovery!

#240 ssp on 01.17.14 at 2:34 am

Get some rest, you’ll be alright. Speedy recovery!

#241 Midbach on 01.17.14 at 2:34 am

Take care of yourself Garth. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

#242 Just a normal guy on 01.17.14 at 2:35 am

Something told me that you were not well when I didn’t see the days posting. I thought you must be traveling.

Get well sir!

#243 Kokuzi on 01.17.14 at 2:35 am

Wow! Even your injuries are diversified!
Practicing what you preach…

(I opened the blog while having lunch in Tokyo… F+HXr=Q
Food + Horrible X-rays = Queasy)

Be well soon, and don’t worry about us.

#244 crackers on 01.17.14 at 2:37 am

oh no get well soon.i have nothing to read. somebody jinxed you.i wonder?reeaallttoorrss?i know you will get them back.speedy recovery please.talk to that tylenol guy.

#245 Pulp Faction on 01.17.14 at 2:53 am

Is this a good time to buy ?

He was probably dancing with my girlfriend behind my back, and she fell on him…..serves him right.

Get better soon, kid.

#246 bcc7 on 01.17.14 at 2:54 am

Get well soon, Garth.

#247 Richmondite on 01.17.14 at 3:02 am

Long time reader… First time posting.

Garth you are my daily vitamin : )
Thank-you for all your time and effort you have put into educating us all with this blog.
Sending you positive Westcoast energy and wishing you a speedy recovery!

PS I spoke to two well known realtors in Richmond (one happens to be a friend the other a realtor I’ve used in the past) both have said buyers are low balling 200-300,000 and offers are starting to be entertained. I’m a current owner (no mortgage) and am comfortable with a correction. It’s about time as it’s been very sad to see those that were born and raised here have had to leave this city due to affordability. In addition, it gets lonely living in a neighborhood with vacant, unkept homes owned by foreign landlords. I’m sooo ready for a correction and so are a lot of people I know that have been waiting on the sidelines.
Take care and a hello to fellow blog-dogs… Let’s keep on roaring!!!

#248 Paul Singh on 01.17.14 at 3:04 am

Get well soon old chap.

#249 CV from BC on 01.17.14 at 3:19 am

Long time reader first time poster. Wishing for a speedy recovery. We need our daily dose of The Greater Fool.

#250 4 AM Sunrise on 01.17.14 at 3:20 am

At least you still have your fantabulous abs.

#251 TRT on 01.17.14 at 3:32 am

Chance or Predetermined (no free will)?

Was the injury ‘written’ to happen long ago or….

That is the only question.

#252 live within your means on 01.17.14 at 3:47 am

Best wishes for a speedy recovery Garth. Don’t envy you having to use crutches, especially at this time of year. Been there. Don’t overdo it. Took care of a BIL for 10 days last year after he broke his ankle. He tried to do too much & his recovery was delayed.

#253 Buy? Curious? on 01.17.14 at 4:02 am

Garth, I hope you get well but isn’t this a sign of things to come? All these Baby Boomers are going to be breaking hips here, falling down stairs there. Damn, this month isn’t even over and I’ve seen 3 old folks slip and fall! They got up and walked away but it’s going to be happening more frequently.

Condos are going to be the old age homes of the future. They have no stairs, nurses can make multiple visits in one stop and not much space to clean up. Throw in a gym, pool and a dance studio and you’ve got a Senior Citzen’s eutopia. It will safer for them and they’ll have all their friends nearby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-YViin6p0

Rob Ford 2014! Let’s party!

#254 crazed and a little confused on 01.17.14 at 4:15 am

get well ” oh great and wise , bearded one”

maybe it was those ‘ realtor orks ” from middle earth trying to sell real estate before Sauron takes over

#255 Rural Rick on 01.17.14 at 5:36 am

Pet owners have to be careful. I did the six inch slide with windmill before I caught some traction this morning on the the new snow. Knee took quite a twist. Dog thinks I’m a spaz. Wonder how many pet owners get taken out by their pets. Falling on your ferret so to speak.
Tripping on your tortoise
Slipping on the siamese
Accident with the alpaca
Grazed by a goose
Fried by fish
Creamed by cat

#256 Rural Rick on 01.17.14 at 5:38 am

Hammered by the horse

#257 Valley of NS on 01.17.14 at 6:47 am

How big is your lot to warrant even owning a dog? In a city.

We have streets here. — Garth

#258 Mike on 01.17.14 at 6:57 am

Dear Garth, get well soon. I write first time as I feel cannot be quiet now. We really need your witty column.wish you again speedy recovery.-Mike

#259 Saint Herb on 01.17.14 at 7:16 am

Best wishes on a speedy recovery Garth.
Seems like a break is in order. (No pun intended)

#260 espressobob on 01.17.14 at 7:20 am

I hope you gave that sidewalk hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eapSwWi2nFU

#261 Katrin14 on 01.17.14 at 7:37 am

Get well soon.

#262 Renter on 01.17.14 at 7:46 am

After a hard-landing, how long will it take for a full recovery?? Hope you feel better soon! Cheers!

#263 geo_S on 01.17.14 at 7:47 am

Wishing you a speedy and easy recovery. Your blog is like a “candle in the dark in a demon haunted world” to many people.

#264 Bob Copeland on 01.17.14 at 7:53 am

Hope you have a speedy and total recovery. Maybe it’s time to join us wrinklies in Florida next winter?

#265 Grantmi on 01.17.14 at 8:01 am

Geeehhh. With the amount of Oxy being offered to u here Gartho ..at $100 street value,,, we probably have enough for a down payment for a home in Kits.

Get well soon…. (I was going to say break a leg.. But I’m not)

#266 G Man on 01.17.14 at 8:20 am

When you “fall” on a light bulb I want to see the x-ray from your proctologist.

#267 Hy Parker on 01.17.14 at 8:21 am

Arrgh ! Been there done that ! i know how you feel!

Good thing its leg ! Hands and Head are functional!
So blog will go on on oxy codeine!

It will hurt a lot in the beginning, will get better slowly in first week, then faster and faster as time passes by !

By March and major RE crash you will be able to dance!

Take care!

#268 Keen Reader on 01.17.14 at 8:26 am

Best wishes for a full recovery before the riding season!

#269 Peter on 01.17.14 at 8:26 am

Get well soon , Garth!

Since this a financial blog, I have a financial proposition for you. Forget stocks, Etfs or Bonds.
I will be the witness to your fall, and we can sue , and throw all the money from the settlement into new condos. Let me know what you think??

#270 pbrasseur on 01.17.14 at 8:34 am

Get well soon Garth!

Prenez soins de vous et à bientôt!

#271 OttawaMike on 01.17.14 at 8:42 am

Canadian winter sidewalk navigation can be risky. A speedy recovery to you.

Please consider focussing more time on your safer hobbies of motorcycling or realtor trolling.

#272 rosie "moving forward" in the knowledge that, "this won't end well" on 01.17.14 at 8:45 am

Ouch! Keep doing what you love to do.

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/01/in-the-name-of-love/

#273 Red on 01.17.14 at 8:58 am

If Garth comes back posting how great the economy is and that we should all buy houses than we know this was not an accident!

#274 liquidincalgary on 01.17.14 at 9:00 am

garth’s trusty webmaster — do you really wonder why, like lemmings, the canadian public runs to [email protected] and asks for a ‘horny virgin’ mortgage??

#275 Vic on 01.17.14 at 9:16 am

Get well soon Garth, don’t push it though. Do what you need to do.

#276 Marshy on 01.17.14 at 9:20 am

Get well soon Garth …. did a realtor or [email protected] have anything to do with this?

#277 Chris on 01.17.14 at 9:21 am

We all appreciate your efforts Garth; I hope you’re feeling better soon and that you mend quickly.

#278 economictsunami on 01.17.14 at 9:33 am

Sorry to hear about your misfortune G. I fell during the ice storm myself and couldn’t work the clutch on the tsunami-mobile for a week.

I learned young:

Never take the pooch for a stroll without a chew for him and a spark plug for yourself.

It helps reduce the likelihood of shock setting in…

#279 David W on 01.17.14 at 9:36 am

Download some movies and relax.

Feel better.

#280 Nobody on 01.17.14 at 9:37 am

Time to activate that snowbird membership. :D
All the best for a speedy recovery.

#281 Herb on 01.17.14 at 9:39 am

I can just see the CREA headline: “Turner Down … Real Estate Up!”

#282 economictsunami on 01.17.14 at 9:42 am

This should help the healing process…

Sharks circle Canadian housing:

http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2014/01/sharks-circle-the-canadian-housing/

#283 Paul on 01.17.14 at 9:45 am

Wishing you a speedy recovery. We need you!

#284 Amy on 01.17.14 at 9:47 am

I wish you a speedy recovery.

#285 x man on 01.17.14 at 9:49 am

Hope u get well soon-Hospital wait times not good but the service is excellent.
I guess you will be looking for a bungalo soon.
I need your advice – Should I go long or short on road salt?

#286 economictsunami on 01.17.14 at 9:50 am

Should have also included this. (with thanks to @ac_eco)

Still waiting for the mind mist to dissipate this late in the morning…

Canada Housing Bubble: Far Too Late for Warnings; Rule of Predictions:

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2014/01/canada-housing-bubble-far-too-late-for.html#PLtesCPKCHk7tYHM.99

#287 Lucy on 01.17.14 at 9:52 am

Prayers for a full recovery!

#288 Pr on 01.17.14 at 9:53 am

Wishing you a speedy recovery. It makes me think.

#289 The Professor on 01.17.14 at 9:53 am

Get well soon Garth!

#290 Suzie Q on 01.17.14 at 9:54 am

My breakfast (favorite time to read you) would be much less tasty without your wit and sage advice – best wishes on a speedy recovery, Garth!

#291 Robin on 01.17.14 at 9:59 am

Sorry to hear about your fall. Hang in there. We will be thinking good thoughts and sending positive energy your way.

#292 Shawn on 01.17.14 at 10:00 am

The leg with all the hardware…

Garth mentioned coming back from the hospital last night and also it seems clear that a sidewalk fall would not result in that middle picture which in any case may have been shall I say “doctored”.

So I don’t think we were meant to take that picture as really being Garth’s leg.

Also, come to think of it, we have seen that picture on this site a few years ago? no?

#293 Sotiri on 01.17.14 at 10:07 am

As you have always mentioned Garth, there is no such as soft landing… That is how its starts – Garth first and than RE price falling.
Garth you are a strong man – Wishing you a speedy recovery !

#294 Jeff in Moose Jaw on 01.17.14 at 10:08 am

Morning Garth – Ouch!!!
Sorry about your broken leg – instantly brings back the memory of my broken foot (no home depot parts needed).
Pain medicine and time….

Was excited for the blog today like most days (it’s like class, try and learn something instead of just the work treadmill all the time) but shocked it’s cancelled, the teacher got hurt.
Hope you’ll be alright – recover and take care.

#295 gladiator on 01.17.14 at 10:13 am

Cool! I didn’t know about DNR until now.
Knowing some cases when an ill person is maintained alive unreasonably, I was thinking to write and sign a request to be let go in peace if I come to this. Don’t want to be an emotional and financial drag on my loved ones, because I love them too much. Happy to find out the solution exists already.

#296 wendi1 on 01.17.14 at 10:14 am

So sorry for your fall (but I’m glad it’s not pancreatic cancer).

Take your meds, and do as you’re told – I know it goes against the grain. Hope you get to 100% soon – but don’t get impatient, it always takes longer than you want.

#297 Yuus bin Haad on 01.17.14 at 10:14 am

When you’re sixteen, you bounce; when you’re sixty, you break.

#298 PJ on 01.17.14 at 10:16 am

Godspeed recovery Garth. TV, Beer, Ice cream.

#299 Dimitry on 01.17.14 at 10:18 am

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0

Love your blog. Hope you are feeling better soon

#300 rower on 01.17.14 at 10:18 am

Thank God you didn’t hit your head, Garth. I am still praying for Michael Schumacher to wake up and be Michael.

Loving, healing energy coming your way. I hope you heal fast, but don’t push things. Your body has its own timetable and it has nothing to do with dates and a clock.

Yes, what you write about on this blog matters. We have learned so much from you. Rebalanced this week and investments are looking good. Can’t put a price on piece of mind.

Thanks, Garth, and take care of yourself!

#301 Daisy Mae on 01.17.14 at 10:20 am

“Never waste a day.”

************************

Yes. We need to be constantly reminded of this. Life is so fragile. It just takes a moment to change a life forever.

Well, now you’ll need a special card in your wallet to get thru airport security — bells will ring, lights will flash — all hell might break loose when you arrive!

Good luck with the surgery this weekend. And keep us posted?

#302 Ret on 01.17.14 at 10:22 am

The not so good news. It could take a while to recover.

The good news. You can lawyer-up now!

#303 Never, ever waste a day on 01.17.14 at 10:23 am

I have no idea if you needed a wake up call but the lady’s advice is invaluable…. if you were ready to catch it.

On a lighter note, it would be funny if this day would mark the day the bottom fell out of the real estate. Ironic hard landing.

I wish you a speedy recovery Sir.

#304 Bruce on 01.17.14 at 10:23 am

Hey dude, look at the bright side, your still on the right side of the grass. When I checked the Obits this morning your picture wasn’t there!!!! Hope your feeling better soon…

Take Care

Cheers

#305 What about CMHC? on 01.17.14 at 10:28 am

Fast recovery to you Garth!

Many thanks for your money management ideas since 2008, many more years to come. I have benefited a lot in the last 5+ years from your wisdom.

#306 the R on 01.17.14 at 10:28 am

Ouch ! you must feel like the loonie these days…
so much for soft landings these days…
so many qestions come to mind these days…

Am I as a indivial invester allowed to by advisor class shares ?

#307 Macrath on 01.17.14 at 10:31 am

“In Truth’s service, only wounded soldiers can serve.”

Get well soon Garth

#308 ozy - OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU DEAR FRIEND on 01.17.14 at 10:37 am

OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU DEAR FRIEND

TAKE IT EASY AND LET IT SINK, CONTEMPLATION vs rationality might be the best remedy long term

God sees your good soul, keep up the good thoughts on everyone around. Trying to help is commending!

Wish you a stable long-term recovery. Don’t rush it.

#309 Gabi on 01.17.14 at 10:39 am

Get well

#310 Grant on 01.17.14 at 10:39 am

Praying for you Garth, your right, never waste a day, appreciate what you have and live ready, life goes by in the blink of an eye.

#311 Wildson - Never-Miss-A-Post-er on 01.17.14 at 10:39 am

Hi Garth, please take good care of yourself, as many of us just realized that how much you mean to us in supporting and helping us to stand firm in what we believe in.

May you get well soon.

#312 Penny Henny on 01.17.14 at 10:41 am

Pretty ironic isn’t it.
You crashed before Toronto real estate prices.
Don’t lose your sense of humour.

#313 VICTORIA TEA PARTY on 01.17.14 at 10:42 am

There but for the Grace of God…

Take care there, old trooper.

My thoughts are with you and all those whom you’ve met at the hospital.

Doctors and nurses are true miracle workers.

Bless them all.

#314 Holy Crap Where The Tylenol on 01.17.14 at 10:49 am

Well that’s sad news mi amigo! I truly wish for a speedy recovery. I did a nasty break many years ago when I laid down my Harley. I now have enough metal in my body to set off scanners at airports. I no longer ride big bikes. If the slip was on your property then don’t worry, if you slipped on public or private property then here are my Lawyers names. Dewy, Cheatum & Howe.

P.S. I was on the Oxy for 6 months, works great but very dangerous stuff. Easy to get hooked. Please take it easy and I hope for a full recovery. You are correct every day is a gift!

#315 Steven on 01.17.14 at 10:53 am

That must hurt like crazy Garth. I take it they have you on pain killers. About 5 years ago I had a hand injury that just about took a finger off and did take about 15mm off my left hand third metacarpal bone. It slashed the tendon and skinned one side of the fourth finger. I have numb spots on the 3 middle fingers and a shallow hole in the palm of my hand that looks like a stigmata. I had to drive myself 10 miles to the hospital in a standard during the winter. Garth it hurt like hell so I can appreciate the fact that you are also in pain. It won’t last forever. Get well.

Steven

#316 Igor on 01.17.14 at 10:53 am

Be well Garth!

#317 Benita on 01.17.14 at 10:57 am

You are wished a very speedy recovery.

#318 Bnanza on 01.17.14 at 10:59 am

Garth – get better soon. I broke my leg when I was a kid and it wasn’t a fun time.

Thanks for putting things into perspective. It’s easy to think that your current situation couldn’t possibly be any worse. And then you take time to notice those around you and their circumstances; and you feel blessed to be lucky enough to be in the situation you’re in.

#319 Chilliwack Attack on 01.17.14 at 11:00 am

Glad you saved the noggin and your typing fingers!
Speedy Recovery!

#320 Arse on 01.17.14 at 11:01 am

I am praying for Mr. Garth Turner’s quick recovery.

#321 Sollbruchstelle on 01.17.14 at 11:05 am

All the best for the upcoming procedures and a hopefully fast and solid recovery! – Not gonna make a comment regarding hard or soft landings, I think the previous posters have got us covered…

It’s as good a time as any to thank you, for the blog and the incredible amount of information and advice contained within it, as well as the often much needed reminder of what really counts in the end!

Get well soon!

#322 Internal Auditor on 01.17.14 at 11:05 am

Never waste a day is right, I took my wife to the hospital a few months ago and in spite of the pain she was in I couldn’t help but feel grateful for good health as I scanned the ER and saw others with such severe cases. Illness has a way of putting things into perspective, thanks for reminding us of that Garth.

#323 Smoking Man on 01.17.14 at 11:07 am

Hum, come on, fess up Garth, did you have a few cocktails before your walk.

Been there, I have lots of carpet burn scars and dents on my head all indoors.

#324 Alberta Ed on 01.17.14 at 11:12 am

“Never waste a day.”

Amen! Words well spoken. Plan for tomorrow, live for today. BTW, Garth, I got back on the Harley three weeks after getting a new hip, a couple of years ago.

#325 Stoopid Idiot on 01.17.14 at 11:16 am

So please go ahead and pick up the discussion in the comments on whatever turns you on.

Elevate that leg garth and rest or muse…

1st.

Please give consideration to this Documentary

Four Horsemen – Feature Documentary – Official Version

The Four Horsemen is an independent feature documentary which lifts the lid on how the world really works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbvquHSPJU

2nd.

In light of what you have just watched please consider the following information as you sit thru all twenty webinars of Crash Course

The Crash Course seeks to provide you with a baseline understanding of the economy so that you can better appreciate the risks that we all face. The Intro below is separated from the rest of the sections because you’ll only need to see it once…it tells you about how the Crash Course came to be.

http://www.peakprosperity.com/crashcourse

===================

now just connect the dot’s

Stoopid

#326 Ydnew on 01.17.14 at 11:20 am

We wish you a speedy recovery, Garth.

Take heed of the advice from the CatFoodLady.

#327 Chris on 01.17.14 at 11:21 am

Thank god it wasn’t your fingers or your brain! I need this blog. Get well soon Mr Turner. :)

#328 sue on 01.17.14 at 11:23 am

Get well soon Garth. Stay away from any meds with oxycodone in it. “Hillbilly Heroin” doesn’t let too many people go. Stick with good old codeine in Tylenol 3’s or better yet, Advil, Tylenol etc

On the chemotherapy note, it is designed to only shrink the tumor and leave behind the strongest cancer cells. Most people go into remission only to have the cancer come back stronger and more deadly. How sad that a trillion dollars has only given us chemo/radiation that was invented in the 50’s. #dumbasses #gersontherapyisbetter

#329 Donn on 01.17.14 at 11:24 am

Speedy and full recovery Garth!
I hope it’s not the leg for kick starting the Harley…Donn

#330 Zeeman1 on 01.17.14 at 11:28 am

Garth ,best of luck getting better.

Why don’t the amazons walk the dog?

Also, try not to think about the fact that the 8th leading cause of death in Canada is infection picked up while undergoing surgery in a hospital.

Cheers gartho!

#331 Retired Boomer - WI on 01.17.14 at 11:29 am

“NEVER WASTE A DAY” ….. profound wisdom

If you think you have problems, spend an hour in Emergency….then your issues will be quite manageable, indeed.

Sorry to hear of the multi-breaks. Sounds like ankle & tibia. You did the proverbial “good job” on that one.

Yes, probably get some Home Depot hardware to bind it all together. Hopeful their will be no function impairments.

Recovery might take a little longer than a simple clean break, but it will come. I sure wish you the best, and now you may comment with authority on the Healthcare Delivery system, it’s strengths and weaknesses.
You might find RE more easily understood. Take Care

#332 Property Accountant on 01.17.14 at 11:30 am

Please take care of yourself and get better Garth!

Financial insight you provide cannot be learned from Certified Financial Analysts, realtors or any other source (still waiting for the results of my CFA exam). They simply don’t teach that in school. Don’t let this small incident change your attitude to “nothing really matters” “never waste a day” approach…don’t leave for any reason, or excuse like “nobody loves me”.

You have a mission. A nation to save. The relatively young ones, like me in their thirties, need your advice.

#333 Fred on 01.17.14 at 11:31 am

“Never waste a day”

Thank you Garth. Get well soon.

#334 chapter 9 on 01.17.14 at 11:33 am

“Quick Recovery Garth” Every day above ground is a good day!

#335 GBayBoater on 01.17.14 at 11:39 am

I’ve been a fan since the Toronto Sun days. I discovered this blog last fall and this is my first post. My daily visits have been a highlight of my day.
Thanks for the world according to Garth.
I just wanted to add my best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery.

#336 Duncan C on 01.17.14 at 11:44 am

Hi Garth Today’s blog, very moving. All the best for a quick recovery.

#337 Puzzled Redneck on 01.17.14 at 11:46 am

I’m wishing you a speedy recovery, and thank you as always for the sobering perspective. This is why I read every day.

#338 Chickenlittle on 01.17.14 at 11:46 am

Garth, you are right.
My dad died over 30 years ago when I was 2. He was 25. I am now ten years older than he was. Every birthday I think of how lucky I am to be alive. I should be doing that every day!
Life is a great gift, isn’t it?

#339 bentoverpayingtaxes on 01.17.14 at 11:46 am

Liar loans the norm for new immigrants and now we know why
….

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Mortgage+holder+shouldn+lose+interest+Surrey+marijuana+grow/9396695/story.html

Judge waives law for bank/trust….what a joke. I read yesterday where the government is considering raising axes to bail out those who haven’t saved enough for retirement……is this country not graduating enough backbone?

#340 Observer on 01.17.14 at 11:48 am

living is dying, but death o 1

would like death… (ee cummings)

You only live once and 80 years is a short time here on planet earth. A day without laughter is a day you didn’t live at all.

Its sad that too many work their complete life away, just to retire, just in time for death!

#341 Blacksheep on 01.17.14 at 11:49 am

Maybe time for one of these Garth.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/fpPhoto.html?photo=98675222

Side car for the bone shattering hound.

Two wheel drive for the iced hell, that is Toronto.

The bike show is in Abby this weekend.

I’ll check em out and hoist one for the fallen!

#342 Anon-GTA on 01.17.14 at 11:55 am

Speedy recovery Garth. Get well soon!

#343 2or3orsometimes7 on 01.17.14 at 11:55 am

Living in Canada with dog, consider these http://www.polarcleats.com/index.htm

Wishing you a speedy recovery!

P.S. The emotion in an ER is raw. It’s good to see it occasionally. And then it’s so good to get away from it.

#344 overskooled1 on 01.17.14 at 11:58 am

All the best for a speedy recovery!

#345 KJG on 01.17.14 at 12:03 pm

Get Better Soon Garth! Oh and make sure you rest….you may even need to take to take a break from writing us everyday….or unless you are bored sitting with your leg up, you may want to provide some witty financial advice (:

#346 Derek R on 01.17.14 at 12:08 pm

Geez, Garth, you had us worried when you didn’t post. And even more worried when you did. Hope it doesn’t hurt for longer than absolutely necessary. Get better soon!

And get a dogsled so Bandit can pull you around in future when it’s icy.

#347 john m on 01.17.14 at 12:11 pm

Sorry about your injury and hope you get well soon.

#348 Gord in Abbotsford on 01.17.14 at 12:11 pm

Watch out for the male nurse on the third floor.He’ll caution you that some of the tests he’ll give you may cause an erection……… and he’s not talking about you!

Get Well.

#349 eddy on 01.17.14 at 12:11 pm

Get well soon Garth.

Here’s a nice diversion, George Carlin in top form at the National Press Club [complete]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0ZHsoHAlE

#350 Protea on 01.17.14 at 12:13 pm

Garth what a bummer, time heals all wounds. We need you back.You one of a kind.
Be well.

#351 hp on 01.17.14 at 12:26 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Garth. And thanks for the chance to reflect on what we have.

#352 GregW, Oakville on 01.17.14 at 12:27 pm

Hi Garth,
Here’s wishing you a speedy recovery.
If you need some hard ware added, I hope Dorothy has someone like you to talk to in the waiting room.
Thanks for your personal observations and reflect on the fragility of human life.
It’s sometimes good to be reminded of what is really important in life.
Yes, “Never, ever waste a day,”
Best wishes,
Greg

#353 Shiner on 01.17.14 at 12:28 pm

Geez, sorry to hear Garth. But a great post, from inside the hospital no less?? On the downside, most boring comment section here for a while:) Might as well join ’em. Get well soon.

#354 Sheila on 01.17.14 at 12:28 pm

When I first saw the numbers in your graphic, I feared you had left us, then saw your condition listed as satisfactory, and still feared for you. Garth, this is an awful thing to have happened to you – I hope you will be out of pain soon.
It does make us reflect that our bodily house is far more valuable than the ones we keep bandying about on this blog. Get Well Soon!

#355 Not 1st on 01.17.14 at 12:32 pm

Garth this just highlights how messed up people’s priorities are. They fawn over granite and morn and rush the doors of best buy at Xmas but don’t think about buying experiences in life. They are the only true things worth having. Stuff is just stuff and it doesn’t last. Relationships, family, friends and experiencing the world should be top priority.

#356 westcdn on 01.17.14 at 12:34 pm

Thank god it was your leg rather than your head. I have no doubt you will heal and be better for it.

I heard this piece of investment advice way back in the 70’s – don’t fight the Fed. If they want interest rates to stay low, they can do it.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/14/the-insanely-profitable-federal-reserve.html
In my view, the US$ is the standard worldwide despite Russian/Chinese complaints. The US$ ultimately determines interest rates worldwide as well as prices for basic commodities. So I look at interest rates on Government 10 year bonds between Canada and the US. If I was rich, which bond would I buy: Canada @ 2.57% or US @ 2.89% if both currencies were at par?
Obviously, I would buy the US 10 year. If our government 10 year interest rates don’t change, our currency exchange has to fall from par to about 89 cents per US$. Do we have a choice? – NO, because we are running a current account deficit and the BOC will not raise rates anytime soon. We rely on rising commodity prices (oil, lumber, minerals, wheat …) to pay for imports (just about every consumable product I can think of). Sadly, the commodity super cycle is taking a break and we now have a problem to pay to for our lifestyle through higher interest rates or better productivity.
Rant on:
We could also accept a lesser lifestyle but I am sure we will try any alternative idea first “because this was not my fault”. Hopefully, we can agree to work a little smarter and reduce waste; however I see few signs this will happen. I remember a quote by Peter Drucker – “there is no greater waste than doing something well that need not be done at all” – I think of current government programs that depend on our individual lack of initiative. I believe the difference between the 1% and the rest of us is that they are taught to command while the rest of us are taught to obey.
Rant off.
I think American money will leave the Cdn capital markets in the next few months which present an opportunity to buy Cdn companies with solid export earnings. I watched this video on Warren Buffet and thought it was very good for those with a longer attention span and a goal to achieve wealth through work and commitment to investing for the future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ1MW-OR0tI – 48 minutes

#357 Alex n Calgary on 01.17.14 at 12:43 pm

Its been Lethally icey here in Calgary too, a lot of people falling. I remember a few years back we had a lot of ice for a while, it was like every 6th person with crutches, I almost went down a few times yesterday myself.

Get well Soon!!! a good opportunity to catch up on your fav TV series? Perhaps try out some Downton Abbey? I shamefully admit that its pretty good )

#358 calgaryPhantom on 01.17.14 at 12:48 pm

Spot on, it’s only when you are in a hospital emergency room, you realize how lucky you are. As they say, health is wealth. Stocks, bonds, RE, nothing can make you more rich than a good healthy body.

Invest in yourself, in your health.

#359 john green on 01.17.14 at 12:48 pm

I hope it wasn’t the old .
Irish proverb,
May the road,rise to meet you…..

get well

#360 John on 01.17.14 at 12:49 pm

Get well soon.

I am looking forward to Robogarth.
Or will it be Garth Vader?

#361 Ross Kay on 01.17.14 at 12:49 pm

The measure of a man is better seen through the eyes of the man himself.
It usually only through hardship that what is seen through those eyes becomes visible to others.

A very revealing blog post.

Thanks

#362 economictsunami on 01.17.14 at 12:51 pm

Sounds like many good vibes headed your way; as I add mine to the chorus.

A little light reading appears in order…

Toronto’s Condo Market Has Strong Finish To 2013, Though New Sales Suffer Massive Drop:

https://businessincanada.com/2014/01/17/torontos-condo-market-has-strong-finish-to-2013-though-new-sales-suffer-massive-drop/

#363 coastal on 01.17.14 at 12:52 pm

Get well soon Garth !

#364 Archer on 01.17.14 at 12:57 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery Garth. We all really need you here. So glad Bandit is ok.

#365 Big Brother on 01.17.14 at 12:57 pm

#323 Smoking Man on 01.17.14 at 11:07 am
Hum, come on, fess up Garth, did you have a few cocktails before your walk.
Been there, I have lots of carpet burn scars and dents on my head all indoors.
…………………………………………………………………..

Garth we did not program you so we can not adjust your recovery time. We did program SM and amazingly he never breaks anything from all of his drunken follies. Big Brother and MKULTRA hope you have a speedy recovery, recovery, recovery,recovery, recovery, recovery.
Sorry our programming whent into a loop!

#366 jose on 01.17.14 at 12:58 pm

get better, garth, you are the voice of reason!

#367 recharts on 01.17.14 at 1:01 pm

Gold is recovering. Does this have anything to do with what canadianWatchdog revealed us recently: Gold price fixing ?

#368 Enthalpy on 01.17.14 at 1:02 pm

this is just all a game really. Try to enjoy your family and friends along the way.

#369 Brown on 01.17.14 at 1:05 pm

The first 2 Xrays are of animals. The third is a child’s.
Get well, Garth.

#370 recharts on 01.17.14 at 1:05 pm

The TREB numbers are out. Don’t make any sense. Cananybody exlain this http://i.imgur.com/TRHLHAn.png ? Source: http://www.torontorealestateboard.com/market_news/release_market_updates/news2014/nr_mid_month_0114.htm
Here are the charts up to date
http://t.co/UsEVyLrgl9

Note the big disconnect between avg price and med price in To and GTA for SFH. While the Avg is rising the median is going down and that with very few sales. That clearly shows that the high end properties are being dumped as we speak. Many of them with huge discounts (~20% if the initial asking) as posted here previously

I find the condo numbers incredible! I think that they are fudged.

#371 Lotuslander on 01.17.14 at 1:09 pm

So sorry to hear about your accident. Those are nasty breaks – you’ll need all the patience you can muster while you mend!
I’ve never left a comment before but my husband and I are loyal followers. We sold two years ago in Vancouver and started renting as we felt the market was in a huge bubble. I then found your blog which confirmed our thoughts. Your efforts to educate and inform with such engaging wit are really appreciated.
So thank you Garth for all you do. You’ve helped countless people – now it’s time to concentrate on yourself and healing. Dorothy and Bandit will no doubt keep your spirits up as you convalesce.

#372 my thoughts on 01.17.14 at 1:14 pm

Realize i need this blog, not necessarily for the comments but rather for garths advice :)

#373 Nobody of note on 01.17.14 at 1:18 pm

I hope you feel well soon. Keep her lit big man.

#374 Fed-up on 01.17.14 at 1:23 pm

This is why we pay the big bucks…so we can live in this frozen hell where people slip, get sick, depressed and injure themselves, left, right and center for nearly half the year. That’s worth $880,000 for what most would consider shithole, all day and night.

Get well soon Garth and in the future, I advise you to blog from Arizona or Florida every winter :)

#375 Not 1st on 01.17.14 at 1:24 pm

Once Garth hs back home and recovering he will be pumping out 10 blog posts a day. Look out CREA and TREB. Your days of pumping are coming to a close in 2014.

#376 Flamed out in Kitchener on 01.17.14 at 1:24 pm

So sorry to hear about your accident Garth. Take good care of yourself – and watch out for Sepsis (did not know much about this until last year when my Mother passed away from it very quickly after catching some bacterial bug – went into her system and within 24 hours she was gone – educate yourself about the symptoms – Doctors miss this diagnosis most times)

Anyway, hope you recover well and soon, and don’t worry about the money and economy stuff for now. If all of us are really honest with ourselves, we know the most important things every day have nothing to do with our finances.

Take care and all the best.

#377 Capt. Obvious on 01.17.14 at 1:25 pm

Feel better soon Garth.

#378 D+G on 01.17.14 at 1:27 pm

very sorry you took the fall, Garth.
Enjoy the break – err, the rest, and all the best for a speedy and full recovery.

#379 BestWishes on 01.17.14 at 1:30 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Garth!

#380 LS in Arbutus on 01.17.14 at 1:30 pm

Heh Garth, hope it all goes smoothly. And, all you can do is take it one day at a time and tell them not to be stingy with the drugs. Also do ALL the exercises they tell you to do. My friend’s 90 year old mom was in a bad car accident and literally shattered her leg. She did every exercise as prescribed and got it back to 100% functional… Get well soon!

#381 nonietzsche on 01.17.14 at 1:33 pm

garth my man, hope lady luck is on your side. perhaps time to take a closer look at the new bmw scooters, just saying

#382 kilby on 01.17.14 at 1:35 pm

#329 Donn on 01.17.14 at 11:24 am
Speedy and full recovery Garth!
I hope it’s not the leg for kick starting the Harley…

Probably one of those new fangled ones without a kick starter my daughter’s boyfriend has a 1958 Harley and every start builds a lot of muscle.

#383 jay on 01.17.14 at 1:36 pm

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

#384 bdy sktrn on 01.17.14 at 1:38 pm

chew for him and a spark plug for yourself. ???
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spark plug? whatchyou mean, a real plug? why?

#385 dhm on 01.17.14 at 1:38 pm

Get well, Garth-Canada needs you to help prioritize our economy.

#386 Jane on 01.17.14 at 1:41 pm

Get well soon Garth!

#387 A faithful follower on 01.17.14 at 1:47 pm

Look at all the love…soak it up…rest in it.

Just got off the phone, sister passing in Edmonton…

Hugs to you, Garth.

I am so sorry for you. — Garth

#388 World Traveller on 01.17.14 at 1:59 pm

Get better Garth,

Never waste a day, indeed, should be printed over my desk to remind me whenever I self loath or feel sorry for myself or have some other non productive feelings that don’t accomplish anything.

#389 screwed on 01.17.14 at 2:10 pm

Get well soon. Sorry for your troubles. Life is indeed a very fragile commodity. Enjoy and be fair while it lasts you.

#390 Jazz on 01.17.14 at 2:14 pm

Thank goodness broken bones heal,
… “We can rebuild him”
Now you will join the ranks of bionic men (you’re in good company, as you know)
Wishing you a speedy recovery!

#391 Ottawa on 01.17.14 at 2:19 pm

Get well soon Garth.

#392 Just some guy on 01.17.14 at 2:21 pm

Garth: I am sorry to hear that you were injured; I am glad to hear that you are being cared for; I am also glad your dog is alright. Sometimes, in situations like this, they can wander off into harm’s way.

You are right of course. Time is the one thing we never get back. Despite the difficulties we face in this country, Canada is still a fabulously wealthy country, and we have a standard of living that is very high compared to most other parts of the world. But the rules are the same for all of us; no matter where we live or what we have, death awaits us all and he will come for us at a time of his choosing.

#393 RiverRun on 01.17.14 at 2:29 pm

Sorry to hear that! Get well super soon, Mr. Turner.

#394 frank le skank on 01.17.14 at 2:31 pm

This just in:

Injury to Garth Turner drives housing prices to unprecedented levels.

#395 Jodeci on 01.17.14 at 2:31 pm

Get well soon Garth. Thanks for all the hard work you do!

#396 Stephen Fowler on 01.17.14 at 2:31 pm

I have never before felt the need to comment, but in this case, I shall.

Firstly, all the best with the recovery, Garth. Amazing how many falls have taken place this winter. I don’t envy the payouts the insurance companies will be making.

Secondly, I will miss your wit and insight while you are unable to post. Your views help to maintain my resolve and bolster my thoughts on investing, real estate, and our economy. You are a voice of reason and intelligence in a sea of ad-itorials and hokey oft-repeated catchphrases.

Thirdly, enjoy the hiring process when you begin looking for your home-care specialists. Clearly you will need a team of skilled (and attractive) masseuses and a staff to bathe you.

#397 Darklan on 01.17.14 at 2:32 pm

Hope the leg is not as bad as it sounds. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

#398 Tre on 01.17.14 at 2:32 pm

All the best Garth and by the way you are right. We think we have problems, spend a day at a big city hospital and just think of the people having the worst day of their life. It’s all too common. Doctors save a lot of lives, but they lose battles also. Thank God for healthcare and hope that you need as little of it as possible. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

#399 REK on 01.17.14 at 2:33 pm

Wish you well! All your fans believe in you! Get well soon!!!

#400 Fortune500 on 01.17.14 at 2:44 pm

I wonder how many MSM journalists would get so many genuine, heart-felt well wishes if they suffered a similar calamity. Comment section about to go over 400. That has to mean something. Get well soon.

Yes. I am blessed. Thank you, all. — Gsrth

#401 Buy? Curious? on 01.17.14 at 2:50 pm

I haven’t heard any news reports about your injury.

#402 bill on 01.17.14 at 2:55 pm

Well done Garth!
I think you may have safely [or unsafely]exceeded my own holiday mishap…
a trifling wound,a mere 18 stitches to close.
I was putting up some Christmas lights ….
anyway get well soon old son.

#403 The 40% on 01.17.14 at 3:06 pm

Best wishes for a speedy and uneventful recovery!

And I’m heartened by the positive tone of the comments today.

#404 Vangrrl on 01.17.14 at 3:07 pm

CBC: ‘TSX hits highest point since mid-2011’… on news that Garth is going to be ok :)
Whoa, some serious first time posters- keep coming back, folks! Garth- glad you’re alright. If I were your neighbour I’d walk Bandit for you until you’re on your feet again. My guy is pushing 15.5 so our walks are shorter these days and with us it’s the other way around- he takes a little tumble pretty much every time we go out!

#405 Keith in Calgary on 01.17.14 at 3:09 pm

Welcome to the wonderful world of Percocet, or whatever they decide to give you. Get well soon…….!! At least ît was not your fingers that were cut off due to an unfortunate accident with a sabre saw while trying to copy something you saw Brian Baumler doing on HGTV. Typing with your toes would be a bitch.

I carried the coffin of a fellow soldier on my shoulder into the cargo hold of a CAF 707 in Egypt……..and buried a couple of my civilian friends way too early……and a couple of years ago thought I was going to die due to a heart condition that has since been cured.

When you are born you start to die…….making every day count is spot on. People often ask me why I travel so much, it is an awful waste of money, etc, etc……..I guess it all goes back to some reason like I cannot recall someone on their deathbed telling tales of granite countertops and hardwood flooring. Memories are something you have forever.

Off to the beach now………flying GIG-YYC tomorrow…….gotta go back to the grind……..but only for a few more years.

#406 Bob Loblaw on 01.17.14 at 3:13 pm

Really sorry for your shit luck. Find a cute physiotherapist and be well.

#407 R1200C on 01.17.14 at 3:13 pm

Wow… even in a time of personal chaos and physical pain, you still throw prose at us… you are one classy individual Mr Turner.

Kindest wishes.

#408 Mrs Riverview on 01.17.14 at 3:19 pm

Get well soon, Garth.

#409 bill on 01.17.14 at 3:22 pm

as I scrolled up the comments today I noticed some referrals to the catlady’s advice.
Sound – in a word.
I would only add : even more rest . really helps the healing process.
later on some Guinness Goodness might be advisable….

#410 DM2 on 01.17.14 at 3:23 pm

Never have posted, but my husband and I have read your blog each morning, for years.

Be well, Garth.

DM2

#411 Bill Gable on 01.17.14 at 3:25 pm

Get better soon, Garth. Very sorry to see you are laid up.

You have a lot of friends, and we are all sending healing ‘vibes’.

#412 Tracy from Vancouver on 01.17.14 at 3:25 pm

Get well soon Garth! :) (Long time reader, first time commenter) HEY! At least you don’t have Pancreatic Cancer.

#413 gus on 01.17.14 at 3:26 pm

hope you get well soon.

#414 amazon girl on 01.17.14 at 3:30 pm

Oh.my God.Garth take good care .We can’t lose you…..The staff at sunnybrook is very good. Dr kruder is best in the field ask for him.And if you need a Amazon nurse l am right here. Odd l was just there yesterday.

#415 silent the people on 01.17.14 at 3:33 pm

Very true, never waste a day! If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans….

#416 gut check on 01.17.14 at 3:34 pm

goosebumps.
thank you for the beautiful entry, Mr. Turner.

#417 Ford Prefect on 01.17.14 at 3:34 pm

Garth, another get well posting.

You are so right about never wasting a day. I was in emerg. in extremis (heart) 4 years ago. An injection of cardiozam and I was fine.

The woman in the next bed over had just been sent to have her second leg amputated – an untreatable infection (staph. aureus I think) had set in. So never feel sorry for yourself.

#418 omg on 01.17.14 at 3:37 pm

Take care of yourself and get well soon Garth

…and you can take a couple days off, we’ll survive.

#419 JustTryingToProtectEquity on 01.17.14 at 3:38 pm

Mr. Turner, my wife and I, and so many others, have benefitted tremendously from your financial advice over the past few years.

It is time for you to rest and take some time away from this addictive blog.

Morphine is a wonder drug. It will see you through the intense pain of the first weeks.You’ll be up and running again… but it will, of course, take time.

Enjoy this time off. You’ve more than earned it.

All the best.

#420 Ahead of the Curve on 01.17.14 at 3:44 pm

Garth,

I’m very sad about the tragic news and wish you a speedy and healthy recovery!

#421 Eatin' Bonbons on 01.17.14 at 3:46 pm

Gadzooks! Best wishes for a very speedy and painless recovery. Take some time off, get through some physio and relax that leg – we’ll all be here when you are back to 100%.

#422 Signpost in the bushes on 01.17.14 at 3:46 pm

“Enoughness” is not a word, but rather a concept which most choose to ignore in their pursuit for “More, More, More!”

Events which sometimes stop us in our tracks, give us pause to reflect upon our path through life. It will sometimes provide us with quiet time to dust off some old dreams.

Drive slowly across the continent (perhaps in that trusty old VW van—yes, that slowly!), climb, walk, swim, ride on two wheels and truly feel the bite of cool fresh air on one’s face. Feel fourteen again. Experience the magic of steering a sailboat “uphill” into the wind.

Get out from under the tyranny of “Status Anxiety”. Get rid of “stuff” that no longer serves our needs. “Stuff” often owns its owner. Spend our resources with forethought and care. Each minute of our life’s energy has value, so trade it for what truly matters to oneself. Impress oneself rather than others.

Learn to define one’s own level of “enoughness”.

Garth, your daily essays mean so much to so many of us (as evidence, feel the outpouring, of so many, in this day’s comments). May you have a speedy recovery and be riding in the cool open air soon again.

#423 BLOGREADER on 01.17.14 at 3:51 pm

Big fan of you and your blog….its a daily read.
Not one to post comments but can’t let the day go by without wishing you a speedy recovery.
Regards

#424 Holy Crap Wheres The Tylenol on 01.17.14 at 3:52 pm

#399 Fortune500 on 01.17.14 at 2:44 pm
I wonder how many MSM journalists would get so many genuine, heart-felt well wishes if they suffered a similar calamity. Comment section about to go over 400. That has to mean something. Get well soon.

Yes. I am blessed. Thank you, all. — Gsrth

……………………………………………………………
Well we can all see the meds are kicking in, first spelling mistake ever from Garth and it was his own name!
Enjoy your trip my friend. Heres one for you! My favorite band ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EXCIWlm1fs

#425 BC Doc on 01.17.14 at 3:54 pm

Wishes for a speedy recovery Garth. All the best.

BC Doc

#426 Smartalox on 01.17.14 at 3:57 pm

Sorry to hear of your predicament Garth, best wishes for a speedy recovery. When the physiotherapy tests your patience (and it will) focus on the butts you’ll be kicking when you’re better.

Thanks for all that you do,

A.

#427 1drs on 01.17.14 at 4:09 pm

I hope you recover quickly Garth. I look forward to your blog every day. You are the reason I am having a successful retirement and I am grateful for every word you write.

#428 Vancity D-man on 01.17.14 at 4:14 pm

Talk about pathethic, if you knew breaking that your leg would generate this many comments…

But seriously, we wish you God speed and get well soon

#429 Herb on 01.17.14 at 4:25 pm

#383 Broadway Skytrain,

a “sparkplug” is one of those small 50 ml bottles of booze you can carry for an instant snort if so inclined.

And here I thought you right-wingers knew it all!

#430 Herb on 01.17.14 at 4:29 pm

Cat Food Lady,

would you be available for a temporary duty assignment in Toronto to train and supervise the amazons in Garth’s care?

#431 LTL_FTC on 01.17.14 at 4:30 pm

Is this your idea of an homage to the final episode of Breaking Bad? Alas, you are too dedicated to everything you do.

Some fellow Vancouverites might be chortling that your mishap could never have occurred on the Wet Coast, but they are wrong. The only difference is that instead of slipping on ice, we slip on sidewalk mold or mildew.

Speedy return to full health Garth.

#432 KJG on 01.17.14 at 4:37 pm

Life has its UPS and DOWNS…..Get Well Soon!! Looking forward to your next witty blog post….Thank You for all you do for us! Now its time to do something for yourself & rest and get better..(:

#433 Daisy Mae on 01.17.14 at 4:40 pm

Four breaks. Wow! You probably have torn ligaments, stretched tendons. These will be extremely painful and I believe, slow to heal. Boy, when you do it you do it up good. How is your calcium intake? :-(

#434 SHIBBOLETH on 01.17.14 at 4:41 pm

#115 Smoking Man on 01.16.14 at 11:03 pm

To all you peeping Toms, who come here for the porn, the comments section and never post. Today would be a good day, to grow some and leave a stain.

====================================

You are right SM. Indeed. As they say in Sochi,

“Дружба человека являются одним из лучших показателей его достоинства.”

On this day Mr. Turner, you are being held in the warm thoughts and best wishes of the faithful 1% and many,

of the remaining 99% of your extended family..!!!

darrell and claire and millie

#435 Ronaldo on 01.17.14 at 4:45 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery Garth.

#436 TS Harpoon on 01.17.14 at 4:49 pm

Garth,

Harpoon wants to wish you well and a speedy recovery. Never waste a day; I heard it.

#437 Owner No More on 01.17.14 at 4:51 pm

Garth, so sorry! I wish you a fast recovery. Here’s some food for thought: why not give up those absurd Canadian winters and join the rest of us in mexico? There’s internet down here too. Oh, and of course, renting is awesome here.

Blessings, hugs and well wishes…

#438 sheane wallace on 01.17.14 at 5:16 pm

Deutsche bank is investigated in Germany for manipulations of the gold market and is giving it’s seats in the price ‘fix’ committee at the LBMA.

Gold juniors rallied almost 6 % today, 18 % year to date (January 2-17) from historical lows.

#439 broke on 01.17.14 at 5:16 pm

I hope you have a speedy recovery Garth. All the best.

#440 sheane wallace on 01.17.14 at 5:19 pm

speaking about contrarian contrarian trade…

#441 Almost A Boomer on 01.17.14 at 5:24 pm

Garth

Sorry to hear about your accident. There is no doubt life can turn on a dime for the better and for the worse. Too bad we all need to be reminded of this.

Wishing you a speedy recover.

#442 rp on 01.17.14 at 5:24 pm

Wish you a speedy recovery. Long time reader first time commenting. Keep up the great work… your ability to grasp and then so eloquently state the human condition is amazing… be it real estate madness or the experiences in a hospital ER. A natural leader…

Never waste a day… hear you loud and clear.

#443 NJS on 01.17.14 at 5:26 pm

(first time… long time…)

Mr. Turner,

It was with incredible sadness that I learned of your incident. My family and I wish you a speedy and complete recovery. Get well soon sir.

#444 Freedom First on 01.17.14 at 5:26 pm

I am so sorry to hear the news of your injury Garth. And yet, with the news, you write such an inspirational post about life. You are an amazing man Garth Turner. Bless you, and I am indeed humbled.

#445 economictsunami on 01.17.14 at 5:28 pm

Canada Has Its Own Housing Bubble—And It’s About to Burst | TIME.com:

http://business.time.com/2014/01/17/canada-has-its-own-housing-bubble-and-its-about-to-burst/#ixzz2qh3bIioA

#446 Scumop on 01.17.14 at 5:29 pm

Sorry about your fall. Bones don’t heal quickly, so take it easy.
The RE market will just have to keep itself honest (ha!) for a few days.

#447 Martha on 01.17.14 at 5:30 pm

Brightest Blessing to you Garth. Sending healing thoughts in your general direction. I broke my hand last year in a fall on the ice…so I know you have got to be in misery. Do everything they tell you and you should be AOK…eventually. It takes time.

And be thankful you are living in a country where healthcare is a human right, not a privilege of those who can afford it.

#448 Ry YYZ on 01.17.14 at 5:36 pm

Sorry to hear about your leg Garth – hope it will heal well.

Good attitude, though. While a broken leg is certainly painful and inconvenient, and may come back to bite you later, in the big scheme of things it’s certainly not the worst thing that could land you in a hospital. Good to remember, sometimes, what’s really important.

#449 just say no on 01.17.14 at 5:38 pm

I am still in shock….I feel bad for you Garth, Years ago I slipped on ice and broke a leg and boy it happened so fast. Then life adjustments after with full leg cast. It’s the universe telling us to take a “break” and slow down. All the best to you!

#450 K K on 01.17.14 at 5:38 pm

Hope you get well soon. I visit your blog daily.

#451 penguin on 01.17.14 at 5:39 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery. Make sure you have optimal levels of calcium and magnesium in your diet for those brittle bones (think green leafy vegetables, you can afford the organic ones). Same with Vitamin D, but Canadian winters suck royally for natural Vitamin D.

#452 Jatin on 01.17.14 at 5:48 pm

Wish you a speedy recovery.

#453 Jeannie. on 01.17.14 at 5:49 pm

Garth, what a bloody way to start the New Year.
Last year I spent 5 weeks running back and forth to that same hospital “Sunnybrook,” to attend my dying sister.

Although your “Mr.Cool” persona is showing through, it has to be a gut-wrenching experience for both Dorothy and you. The good news is that you’re in good hands,
and your ‘wrinkly’ parts will be restored, maybe better than ever. Might be time to take a break in warmer climes.

#454 BBstudios on 01.17.14 at 5:49 pm

Gartho, get well soon and take it easy. Let us all remember to enjoy every moment of everyday!

#455 Stoopid Idiot on 01.17.14 at 5:52 pm

Speaking of not wasting a day…. Should you not be working on another Book? Today is the first day of the rest of your life…. Who pissed off Van Girl? Or did I miss her post

#456 joblo on 01.17.14 at 5:54 pm

So I guess that means you Ski Jumping at Olympics is out
Garth + Ice = Curling…maybe ?
I Kid, off to N.S. for well earned rest and recovery!
Cheers

#457 Vanalan on 01.17.14 at 5:57 pm

Garth,
Long time reader, first time poster here. Enjoy your blog tremendously.
Get well soon.
Take care,

#458 Nana on 01.17.14 at 6:03 pm

Log time reader of this blog but first time to write comment here !
Get well soon, hope you have a speedy recovery ,Garth !

#459 bdy sktrn on 01.17.14 at 6:05 pm

gold could rally hard over the next 6-10 weeks , while Garth heals up and is not available to ‘splain it to us an a daily basis.

Voice recog software has come a long way, it may be easier to dictate your daily lesson, rather than type

and mr herb, what would make you think i’m a right winger? i support wide ranging personal freedoms yet efficient spending of tax dollars. both to the extreme.
hated bush. like obammer. but i realize communism is a dead end and see first hand how ‘hard’ many govt employees work(or don’t).

how bout that air canada stock anyway???

#460 Dragan on 01.17.14 at 6:06 pm

We run our lives on cruise control until something major happens that makes us look back and realize we wasted so much time and energy on things that really don’t matter.

Wish you a speedy recovery Garth. And keep up the good work you do with this blog!

#461 silverkw on 01.17.14 at 6:13 pm

Wish you a speedy recovery!

#462 BC Girl on 01.17.14 at 6:13 pm

Thanks for the wisdom again today, puts things in perspective. All the best in your recovery Garth!

#463 m on 01.17.14 at 6:16 pm

get well garth …
if you were not able to be the blog dog boss I don’t know what I would be doing out here in Saskatchewan in my spare time….

#464 louise on 01.17.14 at 6:18 pm

Ever heard Harry Walker do Walkin the dog, oh maybe at the Sandpiper in White Rock? Wait till your leg’s better, ’cause you’ll be dancing. Hope you’ll be walking the dog and dancing and real soon, Garth.

Great that you didn’t let a broken leg or whatever it was keep you from keeping up your conversation with us! But do take care…

#465 John on 01.17.14 at 6:22 pm

recharts on 01.17.14 at 1:05 pm
The TREB numbers are out. Don’t make any sense. Cananybody exlain this http://i.imgur.com/TRHLHAn.png ? Source: http://www.torontorealestateboard.com/market_news/release_market_updates/news2014/nr_mid_month_0114.htm
Here are the charts up to date
http://t.co/UsEVyLrgl9

Note the big disconnect between avg price and med price in To and GTA for SFH. While the Avg is rising the median is going down and that with very few sales. That clearly shows that the high end properties are being dumped as we speak. Many of them with huge discounts (~20% if the initial asking) as posted here previously

I find the condo numbers incredible! I think that they are fudged
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The condo numbers are so fudged it is not funny. I have three friends trying to sell their condo and not one of them have sold nor has any condo in their buildings they live in have sold. They are so worried they are lose their shirt. Take a look on MLS and see the same condo’s sit for months. I wouldn’t touch a condo with your money.

#466 Ivan on 01.17.14 at 6:28 pm

I hope you get better soon, take care.

#467 Pullinforyou on 01.17.14 at 6:28 pm

Wishing you a speedy recovery Garth! This blog is a huge gift you give the community.

Thanks!

#468 Nodebt on 01.17.14 at 6:31 pm

Take it easy Garth! Hopefully you will heal quickly!

#469 NorthOf49 on 01.17.14 at 6:39 pm

You’re in good company Garth. I have a metal plate and five pins in my right leg and ankle from a truly pathetic mountain-bike wipeout 20 years ago. Broke the right fibula and dislocated the foot. The good doctors at Collingwood Marine & General Hospital put it back together good as new.

P.S. – If they offer morphine for the pain, take it, you’ll be glad you did.

Best wishes on a speedy recovery.

#470 JET on 01.17.14 at 6:39 pm

Should we expect more posts per day now that you are bed-ridden?? (Though, somehow I can imagine you on your motorcycle even with sonotubes attached!) But, as much as it would be awesome to see more of your writing per day, wish you a speedy recovery!

#471 John on 01.17.14 at 6:41 pm

Condo’s are RIOTING on the market. Condo’s to lose 50% value when all is said and done.

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#472 TheCatFoodLady on 01.17.14 at 6:43 pm

#429 – Herb…

I’d show up with my best steely eyed, Nurse Ratchett attitude.

I jumped the gun, Assuming it had happened quite early in the day & that he’d already had surgery. And yes, when hospitals are busy, especially this time of year, they’ll do same day surgery on conditions that 20 years ago would have kept you in hospital at least several days.

Hopefully, he’ll be in at least 48 hours – depends on the complexity of the surgery but IN hospital there will be help for all those annoying little things – like movement.

If surgery is in the cards, life will not be fun for several days – 48 hours or so later is when pain & swelling tend to be at their worst. Then you start feeling like life is worth living again. He’ll do fine.

Emerg is truly a depressing place. I’ve spent a lot of time in emerg the last 2 years with an elderly couple the Main Squeeze & I ‘adopted’ – no nearby family & lots of health issues. It was easier for them if they had an advocate. You see everything in there – every chair in the waiting room, every gurney is a story & some people are so lonely, so distraught, they’ll blurt out there life story to a stranger beside them who looks ready to listen.

You learn to be very grateful for your own health, resources & definitely become determined not to waste a day or be too negative about life.

#473 Sgt Bilko on 01.17.14 at 6:44 pm

Just a simple – Get Well Garth…!

#474 Anonymous fan on 01.17.14 at 7:01 pm

Get well soon Garth!

#475 raisemyrent on 01.17.14 at 7:26 pm

better late than never! Garth, good to hear it was not that bad in the end. I was looking at the x-rays puzzled!
and yes, life is short. must think long term, but must also be happy enough to smile every day because you never know.

I think I can speak for all in that you are allowed to take a break if hit by a car!

#476 David R. on 01.17.14 at 7:30 pm

Garth. Please watch your step old dude — you’re irreplaceable. Get better soon.

#477 maxx on 01.17.14 at 7:53 pm

Cher Garth- @@#!!*& Canadian winters!

Get well soon!!

#478 Alicia on 01.17.14 at 8:15 pm

Garth- we are sending you good vibes. Get well soon.

#479 d_n_e on 01.17.14 at 8:27 pm

Found your site via a link @ Macrobusiness.com.au. A number of readers there follow your blog.

I liked the fact you could see and feel for what was happening around you, no many people do these days!

#480 Dog-gone-it! on 01.17.14 at 8:50 pm

Sorry to hear of the fall & fractures.
Use the enforced relaxation time wisely!

When I hear that someone has fallen while walking their dog, I wonder if they’ve done something to upset “mans best friend” and the dog has avenged the insult.

… Followed by the look of “What are you doing on the ground? Wanna play now?”

#481 Cici on 01.17.14 at 8:50 pm

Thanks for the touching update Garth, we were all very worried. Your a great man, and deserve good care and a speedy recovery.

Thanks for lending support and good company to the immaculate woman, I’m sure she really appreciated it, and her husband too, even if he wasn’t in a state to show it. In times like that, every instance of humanity counts.

Do rest up and take good care, and if you need to take a short hiatus from your blog in order to get back health we’ll all understand (although CREA will be all too happy LOL). But really, we want you here for the long term, so do what you need to make that happen.

I wish you great care, pretty and sweet Amazonian nurses, lots of rest and quality time with Dorothy by your side, and hope you also make a lot of new and lasting friendships. And who knows, maybe the man with pancreatic cancer will make an amazing turnaround and be able to join his wife down South. I certainly hope so…

God bless everyone in that hospital with comfort, caring company and spectacular recovery!

#482 Victoria boy on 01.17.14 at 10:15 pm

Garth. You inspired my to study build and trust in a balanced portfolio. I owe you a great deal it thanks for that. Wishing you a speedy recovery my friend.

#483 neta on 01.17.14 at 10:29 pm

the good thing it is just a leg. Not to worry, you will grow another one, stronger and longer…. And I am sure it will not affect your style
I hope they gave you good shot of morphine soon after… Get better, dude!

#484 dienekes on 01.17.14 at 10:37 pm

480 comments? Jeez

#485 Kingarthur on 01.17.14 at 10:38 pm

Get well soon Garth. We have a great health care system. Those of us who have seen how great it is, up close, have to continue to to defend it against the bleating sheeple. We just have to vote in governments who will do the same.
And Carpe Diem as well!

#486 felix on 01.17.14 at 10:48 pm

All the best and quick recovery Monsieur Turner !

#487 Tony on 01.17.14 at 11:00 pm

Very sketchy details… what actually happened? Did it have anything to do with Toronto running out of salt because everything that sells must also be in French? So blame the French for it as they should be blamed?

#488 Sue on 01.17.14 at 11:12 pm

So sorry to hear about your accident Garth. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

#489 Tony on 01.17.14 at 11:26 pm

Re: #458 bdy sktrn on 01.17.14 at 6:05 pm

Gold broke above the resistance at the 1250 mark. Like last year no sane person would own stocks so just the day traders and the short sellers covering are left. The money will have to go somewhere. It also looks like QE to infinity as America slides back into recession this year. A falling U.S. dollar and lower interest rates all bode well for gold. The big problem is gold and silver will both get hammered (gold and silver stocks especially so) when the stock market crashes for the first in a series of crashes this year. It will look much the same as the ’87 crash when the plunge protection team steps in and closes the markets for a week or more. Gold will initially rise but the margin calls will send gold down around two hundred dollars in a single day. Time the purchase of gold and silver but don’t buy gold or silver shares. As a side note sell Air Canada shares after they come out with their fourth quarter earnings. Their earnings should be good because of the falling Canadian dollar and lower oil prices. Fuel costs them more but most will fly out of Toronto instead of Buffalo. Air Canada is a stock that could drop well over 50 percent when the first stock market crash hits this year when the market reopens. Good advice is pray the first crash is after their fourth quarter earnings and sell it and sell all shares and go short the stock. Also short all the marijuana stocks on the American OTC market. I got short Medbox at the 75 to 90 dollar range. I’ll short this one down to one dollar and fifty cents a share. This is like stealing as the price of dope will go lower than what it costs at the height of Haight-Ashbury back in 1968 to 1969.

#490 Nepean Jimbo on 01.17.14 at 11:49 pm

Get well soon Garth!

#491 van mom on 01.18.14 at 12:22 am

Garth, sorry to hear about your fall, wishing u well…

#492 Bailing in BC on 01.18.14 at 2:04 am

My commiserations Garth. Get better soon. :-)

#493 Van local on 01.18.14 at 2:27 am

All my best. Hope you get better soon!

#494 economictsunami on 01.18.14 at 4:16 am

Time for a new pair of Frye boots…

#495 Jamaican_Gal on 01.18.14 at 4:34 am

Speedy recovery, Garth. Jah bless and guide!

#496 Biker in Victoria on 01.18.14 at 9:15 am

Garth when I told you to break a leg at your last public engagement I didn’t really mean it…just an expression man. :-). Wishing you a speedy recovery…because now I’ve got to find something else to read in the meantime. Hope all goes well with the surgery and the long waits in the meantime in the hospitals.
Oh and by the way -what the CatFoodLady said -I wish I would have gotten such advice when I broke my leg. She must be a nurse or something.

#497 Smudgekin on 01.18.14 at 12:00 pm

Sorry you fell Garth. I haven’t read all the posts, so sorry if this is stale… You’ve heard of studs right? I wear them walking on the ice. You can get them from Mark’s or crappy tire. They are uncomfortable for walking on bare pavement but you can pull them off. Some folks manage with just the heel type while others go for the full plate.

#498 Mr. Frugal on 01.18.14 at 12:37 pm

Garth, sorry to hear about your misfortune. Take care and get well soon.

#499 Ogopogo on 01.18.14 at 12:50 pm

Get well soon, Garth. You’re in our thoughts. May all the good karma you’ve racked up in spades come back to bless you in your time of need.

#500 renters rule on 01.18.14 at 1:17 pm

jeez Garth, I miss your blog for a couple of days…. :-o

very happy that you will be a-okay, good luck with your recovery!! ;-)

#501 don on 01.18.14 at 3:50 pm

Sorry for the tough break…oops bad pun! Good luck with the surgery and hope you are back to posting soon. We need your insight to counteract all of the BS out there!

#502 Scalgary on 01.18.14 at 7:34 pm

Get well soon Garth…

Missed your blog for a day and didnt think this is the news…

Mantra from my boss: IT COULD BE WORST!!!

Good luck with the recovery…

#503 BCandQC Girl on 01.18.14 at 8:46 pm

Garth,
Best wishes for a speedy recovery after surgery. And THANK YOU for your blog.

#504 Tamsen on 01.19.14 at 3:33 am

Hope you’re on the mend soon, Garth!

#505 lookoutbelow on 01.19.14 at 3:06 pm

Sorry to hear. Now here is the bright side:

1. Harley is waiting, anxiously
2. Hopefully no long term damage
3. Still the best real estate Blogger
4. Spring is around the corner

And, “All things must pass”

Get well soon. We need you back on your feet and running, Garth!

#506 T.O. RENTER on 01.20.14 at 2:09 am

Yikes, just got back to the world according to Garth and read this.

You have many well wishers on here!
Take care.

#507 Expat in NC on 01.20.14 at 9:28 am

Hope it all heals quickly…and next time, take the hummer :-)

To walk the dog? — Garth

#508 Irene on 01.20.14 at 2:27 pm

I know about a broken ankle. Broke mine at Whistler inside my ski boot! Just an intermediate skier and I wasn’t doing anything outrageous, just lucky I guess.
Get physio and get it early