Entries from July 2011 ↓

In praise of normal

Catherine says she reads this detestable blog daily. “Perhaps I have a new angle for your daily rant,” she says. Rant? Cathy, babe, Fox News, Sun TV and John Baird rant. This site, by comparison, is a virtually font of variegated opinion, where all the citizens and nutbars of this great land come to sip. And foment.

Anyway, here’s her idea. What’s the scenario today in which people actually should buy real estate?

“I’m suggesting this because I read a lot on your blog about how crazy today is, but I don’t have a good idea of what non-crazy could look like. It might be interesting to describe the kind of advice people would have been looking at if the last 10 years had not happened and HGTV never existed.”

Hmm. Pre-HGTV. That’s when Mike Holmes had hair and was caulking basements. When people got horny for each other instead of concrete countertops. There used to be ‘down payments’ back then, and people haggled over the price of a house before they bought it. Young couples rented. There were these weird little things called starter homes. Purchasers spent more than eight minutes going through a property. Most houses cost about three times what most folks made. There were even people who couldn’t afford them. But that was okay. Having a house back then was not a right.

Of course, all that’s changed in the last decade. Now seven in ten of us have a house, at the same time half of us have no savings while virtually all of us have debt. And there is, Cathy, a poker straight line between these realities. Hell, more economists are emerging from the ooze to actually agree with the drivel published here. Like my constant reminder that interest rates will rise simply because Brother Carney knows keeping them low will mean 100% home ownership and so much real estate porn that we’ll wallow in debt forever. Then the economy’s truly toast.

Here’s RBC Global Asset Management chief economist Eric Lascelles, for example, saying exactly thus: “There is a popular misconception that the Bank of Canada cannot afford to raise interest rates because this would prove too damaging for mortgage holders. The opposite is in fact true. The reality is that the Bank of Canada cannot afford to delay raising interest rates, for precisely the same reason. The longer the bank delays, the more marginal borrowers will enter the market and be walloped when rates rise, and the further home prices will go above their equilibrium levels, only to tumble later.”

This is one definition of sub-prime, Cath. And we have it bad. ‘Emergency rates’ are the same as those teaser rates applied to US mortgages. Cheap loans let people without savings buy houses, but when they ultimately reset, it all blew up. Oakies in McMansions – kinda like property virgins in Yaletown, or student debtors owning in Leslieville. We all know it can’t last.

So your question’s an interesting one, but there is no ‘normal’ anything at the moment. Interest rates will most assuredly rise. Mortgage rates – especially VRMs – will double. People who bought with nothing down in 2010 will be renewing in 2015 to the shock of their lives. The impact on the market will be substantial, especially since that’s when the pathetic, wrinkly, oxygen-suckers start to retire in droves and discover they need to sell. Right. Now.

Of course, it won’t take that long. Many markets are already in decline. Try selling a condo in Port Moody, an acreage outside Penticton or a McMansion in Caledon. The facts are simple. House prices have jumped on the back of higher debt, not higher incomes. Have you received a raise lately, Catherine? Have many new small businesses or factories opened in your hood this year? Or is the only real economic activity coming from guys building yet another condo tower, or turning another field into soulless boxes with garages grafted on the front?

About 20% of the economy is now real estate-related. Roughly the same mistake California made. The average family can’t begin to afford the average home, without accepting record debt. And still we’re being lied to.

Yesterday the shameless Vancouver Sun – published in the most unaffordable metropolis in North America – ran a piece saying there is no bubble.

“The prevailing wisdom that Vancouver has a housing bubble should perhaps be reconsidered. Certainly normal metrics, like the ratio of average price to income, are extraordinarily high and could well be in danger territory. But, existence of more affordable geographic pockets in the Lower Mainland where buyers’ conditions prevail, and softness among apartment and townhouse dwellings, suggest that some markets are much less inflated… Savvy shoppers can still do relatively well in Vancouver by searching for the right unit in the right location, which after all, is the whole mantra of real estate.”

The average SFH across the entire region is $800,000. The average in Van is $1.2 million. The median price for all properties (crack shacks and condos included) is $600,000. The average household income is $83,130. And the average Canadian family has less than $40,000 in liquid assets. Figure it out, Cath. In this world, does a scenario actually exist in which a house makes sense?

Sure it does. Buy a house if you can afford one.

That means keeping mortgage and property tax payments below 40% of your household income. It means being able to own a home and still diversify, ensuring your TFSA is brimming with ETFs, you have retirement savings and money for kids’ education. It means not confusing your house with a financial plan. It ain’t. It’s a costly possession. Remember my rule – take 90, deduct your age and that’s the percentage of your net worth a home should represent.

It means not being useless and naive. If you have $15,000 then you can’t afford a $300,000 property even if the numbnuts at the bank tell you so. Just being able to carry monthly payments means nothing. That’s called rent – but in this case it comes with a mountain of debt.

You should buy property if you understand this is not the end goal of life. Get a grip. It’s a house.

If you want a home, spend some love.

What were they thinking?

As Obama finished speaking last night gold prices were about the same. So was oil. Stock futures fell a tad. Asian markets steadied. You could almost hear the guys who run end-of-days web sites like  The Coming Depression quietly whimpering. There will be no crisis in town tonight.

The debt ceiling slugfest in Washington which has melodramatically gripped the planet (”The whole world is watching,” Obama said) is a non-event. As I said yesterday, it might actually result in a weeny little default for a few days, but so what? Even that dire result – courtesy of the Tea Party knuckle-draggers in Congress – would be ultimately inconsequential. In fact, as I also mentioned, this could be a fat buying opportunity.

Here’s why.

A temporary US default will not mean the country’s insolvent. It ain’t. Existing taxes will be used to pay existing bondholders. The Fed has almost $3 trillion in cab money in the basement (in the form of Treasury bills). There’s $400 billion in yellow rocks in Fort Knox which can be sold to the greater fools on this blog. And Washington has a giant pile of marketable mortgage bonds that can be floated at any time.

The debt ceiling thingy, therefore, is largely theatre. This is not Greece or Portugal or even horny Italy. Nobody holding US dollar-denominated debt is going to take a haircut.

Of course, that has not stopped the price of precious metals from spiking, oil from falling or equities from stuttering. And herein probably lies that chance for aggressive investors to score. As sure as Sarah Palin rises in the west, there will be a reaction when the crew in Washington reaches a compromise. Metals will fall, oil and stocks will climb, the US dollar jump and bond yields rise. Probably on Friday.

Will this stop America from having a credit downgrade? Nope, don’t think so. That one looks way more certain. And, of course, this is what matters most to us.

A move off the AAA rating will ultimately put upward pressure on rates. Obama warned last night of exactly that – “skyrocketing” interest on business loans, credit cards and mortgages. Higher rates will make federal debt harder to pay, natch, but the killer is what it all does to consumer spending. An American downgrade will mean an end to the cheapest home loans in American history, and give the housing market another shot in the chops.

So what about us?

A US downgrade will leave Canada as the only AAA-rated country in North America. This likely means a boatload of new money will move into Canadian bonds, since the world is still a scary place and billions are looking for a safe haven. As demand rises, so do bond prices – proving once again why every investors should have a balanced portfolio with a fat little fixed income component.

Rising bond prices will mean a capital gain for bond owners – people who are already getting paid a steady stream of interest just for holding the debt of the country, provinces, utilities, crown corporations or blue chippers. Also more evidence of the powerful negative correlation between stocks and bonds (when money flies screaming out of stocks it usually lands in bonds).

Okay, good for investors. At least the ones with the cajones to time the market, or the wisdom to know capital gains often flow faster out of debt than from equity.

But this is not so good for the economy. And it sucks for real estate.

A USA downgrade (odds are now about 100% that it will happen at some point) means corporate America pays more for money, hurting jobs and growth. It slows the housing recovery, which kicks consumer spending. It makes everyone cough up more in debt servicing charges, and it naturally means we get slapped around. After all, these guys remain our largest trading partner, already saddled with a painful jobless rate and swelling government spending. While the US will recover from this, the Tea Party-created circus just guaranteed a few more lousy years.

My advice remains. Residential housing’s a wealth trap. If you have to buy real estate, make sure it has cash flow. Brace for volatility with a balanced portfolio. Diversify fast. Eschew direct equity holdings. Learn about ETFs. Lock in your mortgage. Lock up the property virgins. And if you’re too busy having a life, get some help.

No apocalypse this week. No depression this lifetime. Just a rolling crisis.

Piece of cake.