First, regarding my speaking event in Toronto on November 9th. Holy crap. Over the weekend, twice the anticipated number of people signed up to attend, and the hotel ballroom booked for the event is now of insufficient size (it holds only 500). So, more space will be added to accommodate everyone. If you received an email confirmation, you’re in.
But if you find you cannot attend, please send me an email ([email protected]). Replacement reservations will be available here, starting on November 1st to fill those seats. Thanks for being so interested; I plan to take this occasion to outline exactly what’s coming for real estate, the economy and the poor innocents who think we’re on the way back to 2007.
Second, this blog lost its focus over the last two days. Actually, it sucked. Credit for that goes to the gold pumpers and tinfoiled conspiracy theorist whackjobs who support them. Owning gold is fine. Obsessing about it and jamming bullion down everyone’s throat, while cheering for the collapse of society and fictionalizing a world government which will control wealth and apportion babies is not. You nimrods need help. Shove off.
Third, let’s talk about the state of the real estate market as we exit the crucial month of September. Hey, let’s nob about Crystal Tost, too.
As you probably know, there are two seasons for selling houses – spring and autumn. This is when the rubber hits the road, when busy realtors make commissions that will buy them lumps of coal and hot gruel to survive the cruel months to come. This year the fall season’s wrapped in apprehension, coming after months of declining sales across the country and a widening belief the bubble is deflating.
Of course, the housing industry is fighting back, twisting a few facts and spewing out media releases designed to create an impression of momentum and recovery. Days ago, for example, Cameron Muir, chief comedian for the BC Real Estate Association declared the current buyer’s market all but dead. And in Toronto, the local real estate board said record property prices “are justified” by the “positive affordability picture.” Sure. That reminds of a famous British tab headline about the Princess of Wales: “Diana was still alive hours before she died.” Really?
Of course, there are people who believe this stuff. And why wouldn’t they? Advertiser-fed media like Global, CTV, the Toronto Star and the Vancouver Sun upchuck every positive release they’re given, while the banks continue to lend out mortgage money at half the price of two years ago. And if you don’t have a down payment, hell, they’ll give you one.
So, there have been some bursts of buying, notably in Calgary and the more delusional edges of the GTA. A few Toronto builders have shown genius in whipping property virgins into a frenzy, then selling out new developments to buyers who barely see the product and don’t even lawyer their offers. Hard to see how that will work out well.
Meanwhile in Cowtown, a classic battle shaping up between buyers and floggers. The numbers are dismal (and portend the GTA’s future): Sales last month crashed 32% from 2009. The average detached house, at $445,617, down $8,500. Over 700 new, unsold, unloved and unoccupied condos, compared with just over 200 at this time last year. Monthly sales plunges for condos over past months ranging from 20% to 43%, and average unit prices off a massive $52,000 since the peak last May. Oh yeah, and desperate developers giving away parking spots, upgrades, home entertainment systems and vacations.
Says the local real estate board prez, Diane Scott, this is a “measured correction.” Hey, let’s keep things in perspective – it only sounds like a mid-air collision. As I noted above, there are always greater fools ready to believe the spin and drink the Kool-Aid – which is behind a reported micro-burst of sales activity in recent days.
Calgary realtor Crystal Tost, meanwhile, has an important piece of news. “So when is the right time to buy?” her perky blog asks. “Well, I think that time is now!” And why is that, Crystal? “The real estate market in Calgary may just be starting to turn around. Yes we very well may have already seen the bottom come and start to fade away, but don’t let it fall out of site. There are many buyers sitting on the fence waiting for the opportune time to jump into the market. A word of caution though, typically when the “word” gets out that now just might be the “right time” to buy, I can say without a doubt we will already be inching up to an even marketplace or a marketplace that will favor sellers… Then suddenly things start to shift and we find ourselves competing over the house that no one seemed to want just a few weeks or a couple of months ago.”
So typical. It’s not ‘buy now because there’s lots of inventory, borrowing costs are still low and vendors are really motivated’ (all valid reasons), bur rather, ‘buy now because if you don’t you’ll be priced out.’ The realtor’s motivation: fear.
This is one reason the market’s destined for trouble. There’s more to worry about in the world than a bidding war. Debt. Jobs. Retirement. Recession. Losses. It’s why a correction will be followed by a melt.
But it’s not Crystal’s fault. Can’t help it. Realtor DNA runs deep.
And November will not be pretty.


