
This Brit threw in a yellow Lamborghini after failing to sell his house. Deflation, anyone?
“…And at the pointy end of the plane are Ernie, he’s the captain, and Jason, who is important because he’s got the map to Toronto and the compass…”
As the Westjet flight pushed back from the gate Friday morning, Edmonton’s airport was getting nicely coated with a driving snowfall. It’s still winter in northern Alberta, and the city’s looking like a cross between Mississauga and a fudgesicle. Miles of ugly industrial units, car dealerships, mattress stores and big box stores are mounded with banks of brown ice. I’d say there are better places to be in late March.
Vancouver, by comparison, was its usual luke drizzle, and back in Toronto, the 737 descended into sunshine and fifteen degrees. The country is incredibly diverse, and yet strangely the same. Not just that every town has a Staples and an Earl’s, but that we’re all headed for a common economic future. This is a fact that is lost on most of us.
In virtually every city, I hear the same thing when it comes to the one thing people want to throw money at, real estate. “It’s different here.”
It’s different in Toronto because that’s where all the immigrants go, so growth will be endless. It’s different in Halifax because of the huge stabilizing influence of the military. It’s different in Edmonton because of oil. It’s different in Ottawa because of the federal government. It’s different in Vancouver because of the sandwiching of mountains and sea.
Of course, none of this matters. All markets will continue to decline, even after a minor feeding frenzy by unwary first-time buyers. This will happen even as equity markets lurch higher and lower, and then recover some time in the months ahead. It will happen despite billions of dollars in new government spending and tax cuts. It will even happen as mortgage rates dribble down to the lowest point ever. And here are six (of many) reasons why:
(1) The jobs famine. House values will never rebound so long as people fear for their incomes. Jobs are now being lost at an annual rate of more than 6 million in the US and, on a per capita basis, the situation here is even more grave. Jobs which are being shed over the course of a year will take seven or eight years to return. If we’re lucky.
(2) Deflation. It’s the thing that keeps central bankers up at night. Rightly so. This monster, once unleashed, knows no master. All the government spending right now, all the cheap loans, all the bailouts, all the debts and deficits are aimed at one simple goal – to prevent a deflationary spiral. Japan is heading into one. So is Europe. Pray we don’t because if it slips loose, anyone who bought a house in the last five years is, well, prey.
(3) Car crash. The collapse of the auto sector is somewhat inevitable. Looks like Chrysler Canada is toast. GM is buying off workers with $20,000 cheques and new cars. Mercedes is selling itself. Saab sank. And meanwhile in India the $2,500 Nano is about to put millions now on bicycles into cars. North America is not far away from losing its industrial heartland. And you wonder why there are 2,171 houses in Detroit right now selling for less than $10,000?
(4) Hollowing out. Endangered is the Canadian manufacturing sector. The steel works in Hamilton are closing. Mills from Newfoundland to northern BC are idle. Small factories employing a dozen or 200 in southern Ontario are shuttering daily. This is the inevitable consequence of no longer being a competitive country. But how can a guy work on the line and feed a family on less than $30 an hour – when houses in Oshawa or Brampton cost $400,000? Answer: he can’t. And neither can the company pay him. They fall together.
(5) Dirty oil. Does anyone seriously believe the Obama administration will not, inevitably, support the move against oil squeezed out of the Albertan mud? After all, it takes eight barrels of water, clouds of natural gas and a devastated environment to produce one barrel of oilsands crude. The dirty oil lobby will find a lot of traction once the Obama billions start building all those new windmills.
(6) Sanity. In Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Kelowna, Muskoka, Milton and scores of other places where millions of us live, house prices are still insane. The average family cannot afford the average home, even with the collapse in mortgage rates. So, it is a certainty that prices will continue to decline until the historic norm is restored. This will mean a serious loss of wealth for recent buyers, along with negative equity and heartache. Many people will wonder how they ever could have bought so much with so little thought at precisely the wrong time.
Sadly, even Ernie can’t pull us out of this dive.


